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jaja esta es la mejor:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: marlon?

You: que mierda queres

You: entrega vos el marron

You: yo ni en pedo boluda/o

You: r u a women ?

Stranger: can u speak english my spanish is crap

Stranger: yes

You: sizes

You: how much tits do you have'

You: a nice ass?

You: heigth

You: weight

You: etc

Stranger: 32

You: te pregunte 48 cosas y tu puta respuesta es 32, andate a la concha bien de tu hermana

You: you are adorable

Stranger: i'm 21 stone though

You: que carajo querra decir eso de stone, anda a la mierda

You: it's lovely to talk to you

You: where do you live?

Stranger: 42 bensfield avenue, england

You: pero que calle poronga, inglesa de mierda, puta

You: that's great!!

You: i know someone near by

Stranger: ha ha i doubt it

Stranger: i just made that up

You: his name is Benito, and his last name is camelas
Benito Camelas

You: is from peru

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: puto

Stranger: what does it mean?

You: que te la comes, te gusta el pinocho

Your conversational partner has disconnected.