CREAR TEMA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: woops...

You: Jalla!

Stranger: asl?

You: 23 female Chicago

You: you(?)

Stranger: 17 f china

You: Cool!

You: Speak in chinese...

Stranger: u can speak chinese?

You: Not even a word but I wanna learn come on teach me!!

Stranger: ok

You: Losten...

Stranger: ha

You: *Listen.

Stranger: 听

You: Im an actress and I gotta say in a movie "Hernan Fredes is a fucking asshole"
How do I say that in chinesse??

Stranger: Hernan Fredes means what in English?

You: It is a name

Stranger: ok

You: Come on girl my life in this movie depends of your help...

Stranger: and fucking asshole?

You: You don't know what "fucking asshole" means???
How the fuck I suposse to explain you??

Stranger: u want swear Hernan Fredes ?

You: I wanna kill him...
I hope his mom will choke with a meatball...

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

Stranger: Hernan Fredes是狗娘养的

You: haha. Milaga!

You: Line number 2...

Stranger: ok

You: Hernan Fredes I hope your dick turns green and fall off...

Stranger: dick means?

You: You don't know what "dick" means??
I wish I can explain... There is a man richt here his name is DamianGay he doesn't speaks really good inglish but he may be able to explain...

You: Hello holaaaaasda!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

You: Tu chinese niña??

You: Tu like milanga!??

You: Milanga very popular in my pais...

Stranger: ?

You: Do you conoces Hernan Fredes?? El es bad very very bad.

Stranger: I still don't know what dick means

You: El imprison little chinese niños como you Chung Lee...
And make then hacer very bad calidad zapatos que la fool de mi friend compra pot Internet...

Stranger: chinese niña?

Stranger: nina?

You: Do you know where Tristelme is??
We are looking for him and we're desesperate!!!
Please help me find him, his twin brother Fernando Carlos is taking control of the world!!

Stranger: who is Tristelme ?

Stranger: it's complex for me!

You: He is our God...
It's a little boy of 10 years old, he invented all our economic and politic system tight here in North America...
Obama, Bush, Clinton, that's all a lie!!!
It's a big secret please don't tell no one!!
But Tristelme is now release from his cage and last been seen trying to touch some boobs...

You: Have you seen him???

You: He took my gamburguer!!!

You: I am going to kill him!!

You have disconnected.