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Viernes 29/01/2010, 20:00:47
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Terrible... le cagué las ilusiones a una pendejita...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi im looking for a teenage boy to give me love advice

You: Oh yeah babe

You: tell me

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 16

Stranger: mm, your a little old but okay

Stranger: i just need your opinion if this guy likes me

You: ok

You: tell

Stranger: well, i sometimes see him looking at me, and he notice when i got a hair cut and most of my friends didnt notice, he asked to be my partner in music when he wasnt aloud to go with his friends, in drama when we his group had to pick a girl to be the pretty new girl that everyone fancied they picked me. and thats it. btw im 12, and be honest

You: humm

You: it seems like he only wants to fuck you

You: honest

Stranger: no he's quite shy when it comes to liking people

Stranger: but he's probably the most popular person in my year

You: most of shy people is a sexthinking

You: popular=sex

You: don¡t forget

Stranger: haha lool but he's always giving me this grin thing

Stranger: and raising his eyebrows

You: humm

You: he really wants to nail you

Stranger: hes 12

You: doesn't matter

You: the age of sex

You: the sex is beggining

Stranger: haha lool really?

You: yes

Stranger: but he doesnt seem that type of person

You: at that age, guys only think about sex

You: nobody seems to be that type of person... until you got him in bed nailing you

Stranger: yeah well some people who like me do seem that type of person!!

You: all guys are the same, trust me

You: i'm telling you this as a guy

Stranger: but alotta people think he's gay because he always says he doesnt like anyone , and all the boys think it because he refuses to watch porn

Stranger: but i dont think so

You: someones doesn't seem to be, someones does

You: hahahahahahaha

You: strategy

You: the guy is smart

Stranger: and loads of people lke him but when people say OMG!! SHE LIKES YOU he always just says, eww shes ugly, even when one of the prettiest girls in the school asked him out

You: he is feeding girls desire

You: and desire grows up and up

You: then, when he get a girl... it will be "wow"

Stranger: haha okay

You: trust me

Stranger: so do you think i have a chance?

You: honest, any girl have a chance

You: bot don't let him cheat you

Stranger: what could i do to make him like me more with out making it obvious or akward

You: trust me, he only wants to fuck

You: if you wanna fuck... go ahead

You: but i must give you a warning: you will be used

Stranger: no i dont, i just wanna, you know like i dunno just be his girlfriend

Stranger: so do you use girls?

You: sometimes when i was a kid

You: not anymore

Stranger: well you still are

You: but at 12, its normal for guys

You: at 16 a guy knows how to get laid without that bad methods

Stranger: okay, i have to go now, i dont want my mum to see the convo

You: girl wanna fuck, i wanna fuck, we fuck. simple

You: ok

Stranger: nice : s

You: be careful with this guy

Stranger: bye thanks for the advice

Stranger: bye x

You: no problem

You: xx

Stranger: xxx

Stranger: have a nice life

You: so u

Stranger: x

Stranger: hope you find someone you love !

You: i wish! haha

Stranger: no i bet you will

You: ^^

Stranger: just as long as you dont say all i want is a fuck!

You: haha

Stranger: so had you lost your viginaty at my age?

You: at 12? yes

Stranger: :O

You: but with a 16 girl

Stranger: jesus!

Stranger: thats slightly wierd

You: but coooool xD

You: gilrs must keep their virginity safe until 15 i guess

You: minimum

Stranger: umm okay thats one word for it ! how could she do it with a 12 year old

Stranger: why is girls different from boys

You: because i apear like 15 guy

You: haha

You: because boy just nail girl

You: but girl... its more pure

You: girl must be really in love to give her treasure

You: its a treasure for girls i guess

You: the mark of innocence

Stranger: sorry, i really have to go to bed, cos i collapsed today cos i havent been eating enough, so i btter get to sleep

You: girls are most beautiful stuff in world

You: ok or go to eat something xD

Stranger: im not hungry lool

You: keep your treasure safe

Stranger: okay ! xD

You: don't let a pirate stole it

You: for his own fun

Stranger: nice metaphor

Stranger: xD

You: and remember that guys tell a lot of lies to get a gilr into bed

Stranger: okay i will

You: (K)

Stranger: so you dont think he likes me

You: nah

You: he likes your ass hahahaha

You: sex sex sexc

Stranger: lool, some creep in the year above once said that to me and i just told them to fuck off!

Stranger: i was only 11 and they were 13

You: guys mind: "sex sex sex pussy pussy pussy"

Stranger: is that your mind?

You: no

You: at 12 yes

Stranger: hahaha!

Stranger: well goodluck with life then! i hope you have a good one.

You: i wish you too!

Stranger: byee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You:

Stranger: aghhh i dont wanna finish the convosation, its been very educational for me!

You: hahahaha

You: thanks

You: you look like a good girl

Stranger: thankyou! even though for all you now i look a like toad!

You: but you have a clear mind

You: i appreciate that

Stranger: thanks but i dont think thats gonna make him like me :( im probably just gonna go cry upstairs!! :( it really pisses me off that some stupid guy can make me do that :(

You: naaaah

You: don't think that

You: forget that dumbass

Stranger: i try not to but my mind is very stuborn

Stranger: i'll try to, but that dumbass is hot!

You: he will get another girl after you

You: be sure of that

Stranger: suppose

You: if he is hot and wants to fuck...

You: you will be only another pussy in his fuck list

Stranger: he probably doesnt even want to 'fuck' me, he probably just thinkgs im a freak

You: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

You: i bet he wants to fuck you

Stranger: no seriously :( i bet he really doesnt

You: it can be a challenge or a bet between friends

You: and that can destroy ur heart

Stranger: he probably just thinks im some ugly twat

You: hmm

You: give me your facebook link and i will tell you

You: what can he think

Stranger: but i dont want you to add me

You: no problem

You: i won't

Stranger: okay

Stranger: let me change my picture

You: ok

Stranger: okay promise

You: i only wanna help you... =)

Stranger: its Roísín Anderson

You: ok. wait me a while...

Stranger: and if you are some sick paedo well, then im in deep shit

Stranger: whats yours? i wont add you

Stranger: ?

You: "El Zumba"

You: i have no photo

Stranger: oh

Stranger: why?

You: because i don't like xD

You: i use facebook to play games

Stranger: okay ! :L

Stranger: okay so have you seen?

You: you are the black or the white girl?

Stranger: white

You: you are pretty

Stranger: thankyou

You: i understand the guy...

You: haha

Stranger: haha akward!!

You: yes... i confirm: he want to fuck youuu!!! yesss!!!

Stranger: but im not exactly amazing i know that ! but oh well, not many people are

You: be careful

You: you are not angelina jolie, but you are really good to be 13/12

Stranger: okay

Stranger: i have to go now

Stranger: byeeeeeeeee xxxx

You: byeee xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stranger: thankyou for everything

You: beware perverts!

Stranger: okay!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.