CREAR TEMA

Stranger: Godzilla here.
Stranger: Roooar
You: King Kong here
Stranger: Oh damn
You: GROOOOOOOW
Stranger: didn't expect an epic battle tonight
Stranger: but...
You: c'mon fight
Stranger: IM FIRIN MAH LAZERS
Stranger: *peeewww*
Stranger: thats the noise my lazers make
You: OH NO MY ARM
Stranger: omfg im so sorry.
You: IM SUPER SAYAYIN lvl 4
Stranger: I thought it was fake!!
Stranger: oh dear god.
You: and it is
You: a
Stranger: how do you breathe with all those muscles?
You: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: KAM EHAMI HAAA
You: and if we play a table game?
Stranger: BEER PONG
Stranger: actually im not much of a beer girl.
Stranger: sooo vodka pong?
You: srsly...
Stranger: ?
You: i think that you are a liar
Stranger: about?
You: you arent godzilla
Stranger: ...
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
Stranger: they alllll laugh.
Stranger: they ALLLL tell me that.
Stranger: but. but. I know. deep down in my heart, I AM godzilla.
Stranger: *sniffle*
You: poor goodzy
You: im sorry baby
Stranger: eets ok.
Stranger: people always run from me
Stranger: monster they call me.
Stranger: horror.
Stranger: Japanese bad animation.
Stranger: :(
You: but these was the past
You: now we can be friends
Stranger: <3
You: or...more...
Stranger: maybe more Kong.
Stranger: Oo
You: if you want
Stranger: wrap me in your monkey arms.
Stranger: make sweet monkey love to my lizard vagina
You: oooh c'mon goodzy
Stranger: *roar*
You: <3<3<3<3
Stranger: I'll breath us the fires of love
You: OH NO
Stranger: *sets city on fire*
You: you burned my cock
Stranger: Nuuu
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: this always happens.
Stranger: ALWAYS
You: FUCK YOU MONSTER
Stranger: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: KIIING KONG! MY LOOOVE
You: well i dont have cock any more
Stranger: hell hath no fury like a godzilla scorned!
You: so...can you put your finger in my ass?
Stranger: ...I have webbed claws for hands.
You: PUT
You: NOW
Stranger: *shoves*
Stranger: feels...squishy..
You: OOOOOH YOU HAVE CUTTED MY ASS
You: im bleeding
Stranger: wanna see a pic of me on the beach naked?
You: YEAH
Stranger: http://bignanime.files.wordpress.com...2/godzilla.jpg
Stranger: I have fat thighs...
You: OOOOOOOH YEAH
You: well, i have to visit the Yeti
You: he has a big cock too
You: bye
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kk
You have disconnected.

la mejor que tuve hasta ahora creo hahah