CREAR TEMA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I HAVE THE POWER

Stranger: barney sucks

You: HAHAHA

You: I AGREE

You: PEDOPHILE DINOSAUR

Stranger: i raped the power

You: I RAPED YOU

You: HAHA

You: LIKE BARNEY DOES

You: HAHAHA

Stranger: repetedly with a shotgun

You: NO!

You: PLEASE...

You: (I HAVE ONE)

You: *BANG*

You: You are dead

Stranger: well i shoved a shotgun in your ear while singing a song

Stranger: aww

You: Go, Pikachu!

Stranger: not again

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: go mudkip!

Stranger: your attack is not effective

You: Shit

You: Return, Pikachu!

Stranger: ground and water FTW

You: Go, MEWTWO!

You: You are screwed

Stranger: uses X attack on mudkip

You: *PSICO ATTACK*

You: MUDKIP DIES

Stranger: Go reyquaza

You: HAHA

You: *PSICO ATTACK AGAIN*

You: Reyquaza dies

Stranger: SUPER ULTRA PWNAGE ATTACK TO COUNTER PSICO ATTACK AND COME BACK FROM THEGRAVE]

You: Missed

You: HAHA

You: COCK ATTACK

Stranger: *SHOOTS MEWTWO WIT A SNIPER RIFEL

You: Reyquaza pregned

Stranger: I WIN

Stranger: headshot

You: Mmm.

Stranger: 25 kill streak

You: Mewtwo shits the bullet

Stranger: BEEP BEEP

You: It's alive!

You: Return Mewtwo!

You: Go, GOKU SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4!

You: *KAME HAME HA*

You: You're dead

Stranger: KILLSTREAK GLITCH CAUSES 25 KILL STREAK TO GO ANYHOW

Stranger: BOOM

You: Energy field

Stranger: WERE ALL DEA

Stranger: D

You: HAHA

Stranger: EMP

Stranger: HAHA

You: Super Saiyan se la banca

Stranger: BONK!

You: *BANG*

You: I killed your mom

Stranger: RAPE

Stranger: AWW WHY NOW

Stranger: SHES MAKING ME A SAMMICH

You: A Shame

You: Sorry

Stranger: flood?

You: *BANG*

You: the sammich dies (?)

Stranger: are you a floodian

Stranger: ?

You: NO

Stranger: MY SAMMICH!!!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOO

You: I'm an namekuseijin

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU

You: Like Piccolo

Stranger: I WILL EXACT REVENGE

You: Sorry

You: If i give you peanut butter?

Stranger: ooohhh peanut butter

You: *GIFT*

You: Eat that, please

Stranger: *unable to accept gift* *memory full*

Stranger: NOOOO!

You: Fuck

You: Buy more RAM

You: Or install Linux

Stranger: wait ill delete my 53 terabytes of porn

Stranger: this mat take a while

You: ...

You: Blow me

Stranger: estimate time remaining (8sideways)

You: FFFFUUUUCK

Stranger: this will take longer than i tought

You: *KAME HAME HA THE COMPUTER*

You: Boom

You: *PEANUT BUTTER*

Stranger: whats * KAME HAME HA *?

You: Special attack of Goku

Stranger: oh ryt

Stranger: cool

You: *KICK THE COMPUTER*

Stranger: right now back to the story

You: *OUCH*

Stranger: the computer can talk?

You: Do you want the fucking peanut butter or not?!

Stranger: oh SHIT!

Stranger: yes i do

You: So, take it

Stranger: *takes*

You: Eat

Stranger: ... ew its sticky

You: HAHA

You: That's because...

You: It really is...

Stranger: i dont like sticky peanut butter

You: C4!

You: *EXPLODES*

You: You're dead

You have disconnected.