Sábado 30/01/2010, 16:20:26
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I HAVE THE POWER
Stranger: barney sucks
You: HAHAHA
You: I AGREE
You: PEDOPHILE DINOSAUR
Stranger: i raped the power
You: I RAPED YOU
You: HAHA
You: LIKE BARNEY DOES
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: repetedly with a shotgun
You: NO!
You: PLEASE...
You: (I HAVE ONE)
You: *BANG*
You: You are dead
Stranger: well i shoved a shotgun in your ear while singing a song
Stranger: aww
You: Go, Pikachu!
Stranger: not again
You: *THUNDER ATTACK*
Stranger: go mudkip!
Stranger: your attack is not effective
You: Shit
You: Return, Pikachu!
Stranger: ground and water FTW
You: Go, MEWTWO!
You: You are screwed
Stranger: uses X attack on mudkip
You: *PSICO ATTACK*
You: MUDKIP DIES
Stranger: Go reyquaza
You: HAHA
You: *PSICO ATTACK AGAIN*
You: Reyquaza dies
Stranger: SUPER ULTRA PWNAGE ATTACK TO COUNTER PSICO ATTACK AND COME BACK FROM THEGRAVE]
You: Missed
You: HAHA
You: COCK ATTACK
Stranger: *SHOOTS MEWTWO WIT A SNIPER RIFEL
You: Reyquaza pregned
Stranger: I WIN
Stranger: headshot
You: Mmm.
Stranger: 25 kill streak
You: Mewtwo shits the bullet
Stranger: BEEP BEEP
You: It's alive!
You: Return Mewtwo!
You: Go, GOKU SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4!
You: *KAME HAME HA*
You: You're dead
Stranger: KILLSTREAK GLITCH CAUSES 25 KILL STREAK TO GO ANYHOW
Stranger: BOOM
You: Energy field
Stranger: WERE ALL DEA
Stranger: D
You: HAHA
Stranger: EMP
Stranger: HAHA
You: Super Saiyan se la banca
Stranger: BONK!
You: *BANG*
You: I killed your mom
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: AWW WHY NOW
Stranger: SHES MAKING ME A SAMMICH
You: A Shame
You: Sorry
Stranger: flood?
You: *BANG*
You: the sammich dies (?)
Stranger: are you a floodian
Stranger: ?
You: NO
Stranger: MY SAMMICH!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
You: I'm an namekuseijin
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
You: Like Piccolo
Stranger: I WILL EXACT REVENGE
You: Sorry
You: If i give you peanut butter?
Stranger: ooohhh peanut butter
You: *GIFT*
You: Eat that, please
Stranger: *unable to accept gift* *memory full*
Stranger: NOOOO!
You: Fuck
You: Buy more RAM
You: Or install Linux
Stranger: wait ill delete my 53 terabytes of porn
Stranger: this mat take a while
You: ...
You: Blow me
Stranger: estimate time remaining (8sideways)
You: FFFFUUUUCK
Stranger: this will take longer than i tought
You: *KAME HAME HA THE COMPUTER*
You: Boom
You: *PEANUT BUTTER*
Stranger: whats * KAME HAME HA *?
You: Special attack of Goku
Stranger: oh ryt
Stranger: cool
You: *KICK THE COMPUTER*
Stranger: right now back to the story
You: *OUCH*
Stranger: the computer can talk?
You: Do you want the fucking peanut butter or not?!
Stranger: oh SHIT!
Stranger: yes i do
You: So, take it
Stranger: *takes*
You: Eat
Stranger: ... ew its sticky
You: HAHA
You: That's because...
You: It really is...
Stranger: i dont like sticky peanut butter
You: C4!
You: *EXPLODES*
You: You're dead
You have disconnected.