You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED
You: Do you know la cabra?
You: FUCK
You: YOU AGAIN?
You: CATCHED
Stranger: lol
You: *KICK*
Stranger: don't tell me
You: *KICK KICK KICK*
You: *BANG*
Stranger: you had a similar conversation today
You: YOU'RE DEAD BASTARD
Stranger:
You: I'M FUCKING YOUR DEAD BODY
You: I'M A POKEMON MASTERRR YEAH
You: *FUCKING*
You: *CUMMING*
You: *FEEL LIKE A PERV*
Stranger: ok, calm down
bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WILD PIKACHU APPEARS
Stranger: where is denise?
You: ACA, CHUPANDOME LA VERGA ELECTRICA
You: HAHA
Stranger: thats no match for taco bell
You: WILD PIKACHU GETS MAD
You: *THUNDER ATTACK*
Stranger: wild pikachu blows up
You: NO
Stranger: too late
You: WILD PIKACHU FUCKS YOU AND DENISE
Stranger: its gone
Stranger: nope .. too late
You: YES
Stranger: nope
You: IJFOJJKLDSAFASSDFJKSDGHJB
Stranger: wild pikachu is cremated ..
Stranger: you are invited to the funeral
You: WILD PIKACHU TE DEJO EL CULO LLENO DE CREMA
You: Y TE GUSTA
Stranger: you too!
You: Don't tell anybody
Stranger: you are loving this .. arent you?
You: I'm wild Pikachu
Stranger: i just killed you
You: No
You: I'm inmortal
Stranger: i just did
Stranger: not according to what i just did
You: THANKS TO SHENRON
You: I can not die
Stranger: u are dead
You: You think...
Stranger: get over it
Stranger: i know
You: I'm more live than ever
Stranger: i had the dog eat the remains
You: I've fucked your dog
You: With my electric cock
Stranger: u prolly smell like dog poo
You: Oh
You: That sounds like crap
Stranger: it is crap
You: I'm going to get a shower
You: Wait me a minute
You: I'm leaving you wiith my sister
You: Ok?
Stranger: sure
You: Hello stranger =)
Stranger: hello pochahontis
Stranger: hello stranger
You: I'm not Pochahontis haha
Stranger: i am peter griffin
You: I am Florencia
You: De la V
You: What's ur name?
Stranger: peatear griffin
You: Petear Griffin?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like to petear?
You: Make me a pete
Stranger: no, i shoot baloons
You: Do you know what a pete is?
Stranger: do you?
You: I do
You: "Petear" is "licking the another person's sex"
You: You want to petear to me?
Stranger: how do you lick sex?
You: I'm Florencia de la V
You: Put your tongue in my private parts
Stranger: i dont have a tongue
Stranger: i am a robot
You: A shame
You: Lick me with your circuits!
Stranger: shame on u
Stranger: u r not attractive enough for my circuits
You: Are u blind?
You: I'm HOT
You: *THUNDER ATTACK FROM ANOTHER PIKACHU AND OVERCHARGE YOUR CIRCUITS*
Stranger: well ... i m sure you are burning inside for some action .. but that doesnt make you attractive
You: *BOOOOM!*
You: You explodes
You: I win
You: You suckl
You have disconnected.