CREAR TEMA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED

You: Do you know la cabra?

You: FUCK

You: YOU AGAIN?

You: CATCHED

Stranger: lol

You: *KICK*

Stranger: don't tell me

You: *KICK KICK KICK*

You: *BANG*

Stranger: you had a similar conversation today

You: YOU'RE DEAD BASTARD

Stranger:

You: I'M FUCKING YOUR DEAD BODY

You: I'M A POKEMON MASTERRR YEAH

You: *FUCKING*

You: *CUMMING*

You: *FEEL LIKE A PERV*

Stranger: ok, calm down bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WILD PIKACHU APPEARS

Stranger: where is denise?

You: ACA, CHUPANDOME LA VERGA ELECTRICA

You: HAHA

Stranger: thats no match for taco bell

You: WILD PIKACHU GETS MAD

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: wild pikachu blows up

You: NO

Stranger: too late

You: WILD PIKACHU FUCKS YOU AND DENISE

Stranger: its gone

Stranger: nope .. too late

You: YES

Stranger: nope

You: IJFOJJKLDSAFASSDFJKSDGHJB

Stranger: wild pikachu is cremated ..

Stranger: you are invited to the funeral

You: WILD PIKACHU TE DEJO EL CULO LLENO DE CREMA

You: Y TE GUSTA

Stranger: you too!

You: Don't tell anybody

Stranger: you are loving this .. arent you?

You: I'm wild Pikachu

Stranger: i just killed you

You: No

You: I'm inmortal

Stranger: i just did

Stranger: not according to what i just did

You: THANKS TO SHENRON

You: I can not die

Stranger: u are dead

You: You think...

Stranger: get over it

Stranger: i know

You: I'm more live than ever

Stranger: i had the dog eat the remains

You: I've fucked your dog

You: With my electric cock

Stranger: u prolly smell like dog poo

You: Oh

You: That sounds like crap

Stranger: it is crap

You: I'm going to get a shower

You: Wait me a minute

You: I'm leaving you wiith my sister

You: Ok?

Stranger: sure

You: Hello stranger =)

Stranger: hello pochahontis

Stranger: hello stranger

You: I'm not Pochahontis haha

Stranger: i am peter griffin

You: I am Florencia

You: De la V

You: What's ur name?

Stranger: peatear griffin

You: Petear Griffin?

Stranger: yes

You: Do you like to petear?

You: Make me a pete

Stranger: no, i shoot baloons

You: Do you know what a pete is?

Stranger: do you?

You: I do

You: "Petear" is "licking the another person's sex"

You: You want to petear to me?

Stranger: how do you lick sex?

You: I'm Florencia de la V

You: Put your tongue in my private parts

Stranger: i dont have a tongue

Stranger: i am a robot

You: A shame

You: Lick me with your circuits!

Stranger: shame on u

Stranger: u r not attractive enough for my circuits

You: Are u blind?

You: I'm HOT

You: *THUNDER ATTACK FROM ANOTHER PIKACHU AND OVERCHARGE YOUR CIRCUITS*

Stranger: well ... i m sure you are burning inside for some action .. but that doesnt make you attractive

You: *BOOOOM!*

You: You explodes

You: I win

You: You suckl

You have disconnected.