Me tocó uno más loco que yo...
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Stranger: hey
You: I AM EL ZORRO
Stranger: haha, i am the Legend of the Sword Samurai 8
You: WOW
You: NICE TO MEET YOU
Stranger: well, the last 7 died
Stranger: :-P
You: HAHA
You: LET'S FIGHT?
Stranger: SUPER SAMARAI WAVE!
You: MISSED
You: *BANG*
You: HAHA
Stranger: damn, that was a lot of dirt
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: cough
Stranger: your turn.
You: SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4!!!
You: KAME HAME HA!!!
Stranger: you missed cuz your lvl 4 blondeness threw your aim way off
You: level 4 is not blonde
You: ¬¬
Stranger: oh, be that way
You: PIKACHU, GO!
Stranger: more body hair on each level
You: *THUNDER ATTACK*
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: run
Stranger: run
Stranger: run.
You: Thunder attack impact you
Stranger: damnit
You: Sorry
Stranger: water pokemon, short that fucker out.
Stranger: run
Stranger: run.
You: Return Pikachu!
Stranger: riachu
You: Go, BIN LADEN MON!
You: *AIRPLANE ATTACK*
Stranger: DUBYA MON!
Stranger: WMD ATTACK!
You: Cut it
You: With the Zorro sword
You: hahahahah
Stranger: return DUBYA
Stranger: launch, OBAMA HYPNO CHACE ATTACK!
You: Go, PAMELA ANDERSONMON!
Stranger: hope
Stranger: hope
Stranger: hope
You: *SHOW TITS*
Stranger: i'm not fooled, like you'd share that pokemon
Stranger: :-P
You: I sell you
You: Gimme your ass and i'll give you Pamela Andersonmon
Stranger: naw, i got the perky selena jailbait e mon.
Stranger: gotta wait a year though.
Stranger: huh?
You: Return!
You: *runs*
You: *returns*
Stranger: fuck it, vegeta middle finger attack
You: Don't like it
You: Gimme a hug!
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: not the hug
You: =)
Stranger: so defense vs. gaynes.
You: I'm sweet u.u
Stranger: aaaaaaaaarghhhhh
You: *FART*
Stranger: FARTs
You: *VERY STINKY FART*
Stranger: laughts, good battle.
You: I win
You:
You: Another battle?
Stranger: no, nobody wins, as the green burrito fart kills everything.
You: No, because fart's mine and i can resist it
Stranger: anthor time, another battle field. i look forward to our new techniques.
You: SUPER ZORRO SAIYAN LEVEL 6!!!
Stranger: dude, gotta work on the dramatic endings.
You: You won't scape...
You: LOOK LIKE KING KONG WITH SWORD
Stranger: runs from a super hairy saiyan with 99 billion tails, and massive backnee.
You: RASING KI UP 900.000.000.000
You: *EARTH EXPLODES*
You: *I TELEPORTED BEFORE*
Stranger: shifts to chick flic
You: I WIN
Stranger: lots of hot girls
Stranger: i win
Stranger: bows.
You: HUMMM
You: CONSIGLIERE ATTACK!!!
You: You are screwed
Stranger: femininity of movie deflects guido attack
You: Consigliere is a very mufa person
You: Very Very mufa
Stranger: say hello to my little friend!
Stranger: attacks
You: Consigliereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
You: When you want somebody to have very bad luck, you must say "Consigliere gives you his best wishes"
Stranger: stinky meat mess is the result
Stranger: ew.
You: Trust me
Stranger: right. that hasn't been since the italians lost ww2
Stranger: fucking russians.
You: SUPER SAIYAITALIAN
You: *PASTA ATTACK*
Stranger: oh no, not the 1000000000000 meatballs
You: SUPER SAIYAMEXICAN
You: *HOT BURRITO ATTACK*
Stranger: HAITIAN SUMMONS!
Stranger: eats all your food.
You: Fuck
You: Fucking nigger
Stranger: they're still eating.
You: *BANG*
Stranger: eating.
Stranger: eathing
Stranger: eating
Stranger: eating.
Stranger: eating.
You: *C4 in his ass*
You: *runs away*
You: *Haitian explodes*
Stranger: oh crap, they're building a tent city
Stranger: the tent city regenerates on obama funds.
You: FIDEL CASTROMON!
You: *REVOLUTION*
Stranger: oh crap it's growing bigger.
You: CITY LOCKED
Stranger: i can't control it!
You: i've exploded earth ¬¬
Stranger: shit.
You: Are you smoking weed?
Stranger: did you at least save hawaii?
Stranger: and eastern europe?
You: No
You: All Earth explodes
You: Even moon and Mars
Stranger: dumbass....all the hot models come from there.
Stranger: oh great.
You: Best models are from Avatar's planet
Stranger: bet you took out the internet too
You: Hot blue sluts
Stranger: nope, no more avatar's planet cuz you killed al gore.
You: FUCK!
Stranger: global warming.
You: I'm going to Namekusei
You: Wait a second please...
You: *CALL NAMEKUSEI DRAGON*
Stranger: i'm headed off to the brazil clone i made.
Stranger: keyra augustina
You: *RESTORE EARTH*
You: Nonononononno
You: Keyra is Argentinian
Stranger:
http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/search/label/pictures
Stranger: yes, if nothing else can save the world.
You: I know her... She is from Buenos Aires
Stranger: if you destroy that....nothing is worth it anymore.
Stranger: oh fuck, she's got haiti on her site
Stranger: fuck that.
You: I restored Earth with Namekusei Dragon Balls
Stranger: let's do this and blow everything up, especially haitai
Stranger: KA
Stranger: MEH
You: *TELEPORT*
Stranger: (need your help dude)
You: HAHAHAHA
You: *RETURNS*
You: KA
You: ME
Stranger: oh great...fuck you, leave me here with a bunch of lazy ass haitian niggers.
Stranger: HA ME
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BOOOM
Stranger: THE END.
You: Fuck Haitians
You: We Win
You: *FART*
Stranger: WIN
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