CREAR TEMA

Me tocó uno más loco que yo...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I AM EL ZORRO

Stranger: haha, i am the Legend of the Sword Samurai 8

You: WOW

You: NICE TO MEET YOU

Stranger: well, the last 7 died

Stranger: :-P

You: HAHA

You: LET'S FIGHT?

Stranger: SUPER SAMARAI WAVE!

You: MISSED

You: *BANG*

You: HAHA

Stranger: damn, that was a lot of dirt

You: HAHAHA

Stranger: cough

Stranger: your turn.

You: SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4!!!

You: KAME HAME HA!!!

Stranger: you missed cuz your lvl 4 blondeness threw your aim way off

You: level 4 is not blonde

You: ¬¬

Stranger: oh, be that way

You: PIKACHU, GO!

Stranger: more body hair on each level

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: fuck.

Stranger: run

Stranger: run

Stranger: run.

You: Thunder attack impact you

Stranger: damnit

You: Sorry

Stranger: water pokemon, short that fucker out.

Stranger: run

Stranger: run.

You: Return Pikachu!

Stranger: riachu

You: Go, BIN LADEN MON!

You: *AIRPLANE ATTACK*

Stranger: DUBYA MON!

Stranger: WMD ATTACK!

You: Cut it

You: With the Zorro sword

You: hahahahah

Stranger: return DUBYA

Stranger: launch, OBAMA HYPNO CHACE ATTACK!

You: Go, PAMELA ANDERSONMON!

Stranger: hope

Stranger: hope

Stranger: hope

You: *SHOW TITS*

Stranger: i'm not fooled, like you'd share that pokemon

Stranger: :-P

You: I sell you

You: Gimme your ass and i'll give you Pamela Andersonmon

Stranger: naw, i got the perky selena jailbait e mon.

Stranger: gotta wait a year though.

Stranger: huh?

You: Return!

You: *runs*

You: *returns*

Stranger: fuck it, vegeta middle finger attack

You: Don't like it

You: Gimme a hug!

Stranger: NOOOOO

Stranger: not the hug

You: =)

Stranger: so defense vs. gaynes.

You: I'm sweet u.u

Stranger: aaaaaaaaarghhhhh

You: *FART*

Stranger: FARTs

You: *VERY STINKY FART*

Stranger: laughts, good battle.

You: I win

You:

You: Another battle?

Stranger: no, nobody wins, as the green burrito fart kills everything.

You: No, because fart's mine and i can resist it

Stranger: anthor time, another battle field. i look forward to our new techniques.

You: SUPER ZORRO SAIYAN LEVEL 6!!!

Stranger: dude, gotta work on the dramatic endings.

You: You won't scape...

You: LOOK LIKE KING KONG WITH SWORD

Stranger: runs from a super hairy saiyan with 99 billion tails, and massive backnee.

You: RASING KI UP 900.000.000.000

You: *EARTH EXPLODES*

You: *I TELEPORTED BEFORE*

Stranger: shifts to chick flic

You: I WIN

Stranger: lots of hot girls

Stranger: i win

Stranger: bows.

You: HUMMM

You: CONSIGLIERE ATTACK!!!

You: You are screwed

Stranger: femininity of movie deflects guido attack

You: Consigliere is a very mufa person

You: Very Very mufa

Stranger: say hello to my little friend!

Stranger: attacks

You: Consigliereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

You: When you want somebody to have very bad luck, you must say "Consigliere gives you his best wishes"

Stranger: stinky meat mess is the result

Stranger: ew.

You: Trust me

Stranger: right. that hasn't been since the italians lost ww2

Stranger: fucking russians.

You: SUPER SAIYAITALIAN

You: *PASTA ATTACK*

Stranger: oh no, not the 1000000000000 meatballs

You: SUPER SAIYAMEXICAN

You: *HOT BURRITO ATTACK*

Stranger: HAITIAN SUMMONS!

Stranger: eats all your food.

You: Fuck

You: Fucking nigger

Stranger: they're still eating.

You: *BANG*

Stranger: eating.

Stranger: eathing

Stranger: eating

Stranger: eating.

Stranger: eating.

You: *C4 in his ass*

You: *runs away*

You: *Haitian explodes*

Stranger: oh crap, they're building a tent city

Stranger: the tent city regenerates on obama funds.

You: FIDEL CASTROMON!

You: *REVOLUTION*

Stranger: oh crap it's growing bigger.

You: CITY LOCKED

Stranger: i can't control it!

You: i've exploded earth ¬¬

Stranger: shit.

You: Are you smoking weed?

Stranger: did you at least save hawaii?

Stranger: and eastern europe?

You: No

You: All Earth explodes

You: Even moon and Mars

Stranger: dumbass....all the hot models come from there.

Stranger: oh great.

You: Best models are from Avatar's planet

Stranger: bet you took out the internet too

You: Hot blue sluts

Stranger: nope, no more avatar's planet cuz you killed al gore.

You: FUCK!

Stranger: global warming.

You: I'm going to Namekusei

You: Wait a second please...

You: *CALL NAMEKUSEI DRAGON*

Stranger: i'm headed off to the brazil clone i made.

Stranger: keyra augustina

You: *RESTORE EARTH*

You: Nonononononno

You: Keyra is Argentinian

Stranger: http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/search/label/pictures

Stranger: yes, if nothing else can save the world.

You: I know her... She is from Buenos Aires

Stranger: if you destroy that....nothing is worth it anymore.

Stranger: oh fuck, she's got haiti on her site

Stranger: fuck that.

You: I restored Earth with Namekusei Dragon Balls

Stranger: let's do this and blow everything up, especially haitai

Stranger: KA

Stranger: MEH

You: *TELEPORT*

Stranger: (need your help dude)

You: HAHAHAHA

You: *RETURNS*

You: KA

You: ME

Stranger: oh great...fuck you, leave me here with a bunch of lazy ass haitian niggers.

Stranger: HA ME

You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: BOOOM

Stranger: THE END.

You: Fuck Haitians

You: We Win

You: *FART*

Stranger: WIN

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