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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:39:49
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: pizza hut?

Stranger: kfc?

You: ?

You: Chori de la costanera

Stranger: i want a bor of fried chiken, please

Stranger: hey!

Stranger: espanhol?

You: Yes

Stranger: brasileiro

You: Las garotas cogen como locas no?

Stranger: pois é. son todas locas

You: Todas?

Stranger: t o d a s

Stranger: all of them[

Stranger: donde eres?

You: Tu mama tambien entonces

Stranger: si, tambien

You: Que buena onda

You: Prestamela un rato

You: Asi se la pongo

You: Llama a tu mama

You: Dale

You: Dale

You: Dale

You: Quiero romper un culo brasilero

Stranger: calma

Stranger: tche

Stranger: para con isso

You: Estoy con la pija re parada flaco

You: Estoy al palo

Stranger: culo es el de tu madre

Stranger: aquela prostituta

You: Mentira

You: Mi mama es monja

Stranger: al palo, que expressão escrota! hahaha

You: Y la tuya una culo roto dela favela

You: Veni y chupame la pija, tanto que te gusta

Stranger: é de lá espanha mesmo?

You: Garoto culo roto

Stranger: já sei!

Stranger: ARGENTINO!

Stranger: SEU MEEEEEEERDA!

You: No

Stranger: MARADONA VIADOOOOO

You: Chileno

Stranger: CHILENOOOO! SEU MERDA!!!!

You: No

You: Uruguayo

Stranger: país de bosta na encosta da montanha!

Stranger: URUGUAY!

You: No

Stranger: PIOROU!

Stranger: VAI TE FUDER

You: Mexico

Stranger: teu país já foi parte do meu

Stranger: MEXICO DE MERDA!

You: No

You: Brasil

Stranger: MEXICUGOSTOSO

Stranger: mexico é parte dos usa, seu bosta!

You: No

You: Brasil

You: Belo Horizonte

Stranger: sério?

You: Si

You: Deci algo

You: Dale

Stranger: então fala português, bitch

You: No quiero

Stranger: vai á merda então

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:40:06
3101 Posts - 319 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello..girl?
You: hola soy tevez
You: from manchester city
Stranger: asl?
You: 30 m england
Stranger: gay?
You: no, me garche un par de trabas, pero nada mas
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello..girl?
You: hola soy tevez
You: from manchester city
Stranger: asl?
You: 30 m england
Stranger: gay?
You: no, me garche un par de trabas, pero nada mas
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#AndateMoyano
Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:47:50
9518 Posts - 20 Puntos
You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: you first

Stranger: i asked first so u answer first -.-

You: uy dios que chino de mierda

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:49:11
14045 Posts - 0 Puntos
hahaha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

You: hey ho lets go

You: gabba gabba hey

Stranger: Just full of random lyrics, eh?

Stranger: You heavy into music then? Or just being a bit spazzy?

You: i like the ramones

Stranger: I can't stand them, myself.

Stranger: Mind you, I listen to some pretty obscure stuff, for the most part.

You: like abba?

Stranger: Like Assemblage 23.

You: also i like luismi

You: do you like luismi?

Stranger: Don't know it.


You: you don't know luis miguel?

Stranger: Negative.

Stranger: Searching now.

You: are you a policeman?

Stranger: Negative.

Stranger: Do you know Daniela Mercury?

You: i like freddy mercury

Stranger: Way different. GIve her a listen.

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qpt0bhiD9k

You: i'm thef

You: deaf

Stranger: Then how do you like the Ramones and Freddy Mercury?

You: because i lost my earing in a car accident

Stranger: Ah. I see.

Stranger: That sucks large.

Stranger: How long ago did that happen?

You: two years ago

You: i was drving fast

You: and i wasa drunk

You: i kill a mother and her little son

You: and i crushed with a tree

Stranger: I have no sympathy for you, then.

You: it was drugs foul

Stranger: It was your fault for choosing to act that way.

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:52:53
9518 Posts - 20 Puntos
hahah esto es genial

You: hi

Stranger: iam looking for man iam 19 man

You: QUE ASCO ME DAN LOS PUTOS

You: KRISTINA ACABA CON ESTA ESKORIA

You: RAPIDO MAURICIO

You: SE REPRODUCEN

You: HOMOSEXUALES DE MIERDA VUELVAN A LA CONCHA DE PLUTÓN

You: EXTRATERRESTRE DEL ORTO

You: oh, sorry

You: how are you?

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:56:06
14045 Posts - 0 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey! i'm 17, m, usa. i'm looking for a girl to show me a nude photo of herself and i'll show one of me

You: votarias a maurico otra vez

You: veredas hace

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:58:14
9518 Posts - 20 Puntos
haha pense que me habia encontrado a otro del foro pero no

You: hi?

Stranger: Hola. ¿Cómo estás?

You: todo bien

Stranger: Ah, si. ¿Cómo te llamas?

You: Menem.

Stranger: Me llamo Julio.

Stranger: De donde eres, Menem?

You: De la Shioja

You: Por casualidad Julio, eres de Avellaneda?

Stranger: ehh.. no

You: la concha de tu madre

Stranger: Yo de Espana

You: me cago en dios

You: chau

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 01:59:37
14045 Posts - 0 Puntos
y este porque se enojo???

You: hellooo ya

Stranger: do you like the vampire diaries serie?

You: which one? i'm from arg

Stranger: is a warner brother serie

You: i dont see warner bros

Stranger: hablas español?

You: porsupollo

Stranger: yo tambien yo soy de cuba

You: ah

Stranger: porsupollo?

You: como boludos hablando en ingles

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 02:01:58
3101 Posts - 319 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you an al-kueda?
You: no
You: luis
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#AndateMoyano
Viernes 29/01/2010, 02:04:27
351 Posts - 0 Puntos
Jaj loco estuve hablando con una brazuca una chica de 17, años con los re ojazos, loco si es algun boludo de ustedes avisen (ironia)
los ojos que tiene son los mas lindos que vi..
xq mierda no se hablar portugues?
Viernes 29/01/2010, 02:06:40
14045 Posts - 0 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sos boludo o tus papas son primos?

Stranger: que?

Stranger: habla ingles por favor

Stranger: (:

You: ok

You: are you stupid or your parents are cousins??

Stranger: no why?

You: are them brothers?

Stranger: no. i have a mom and a dad

Stranger: why?

You: ya

You: but between them, are brothers one each other??

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 02:08:44
412 Posts - 0 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey!

Stranger: mmmmmm

Stranger: heyyyy

You: what's wrong?

Stranger: no nada

Stranger: todo joya

You: piola papa

You: de donde sos?

Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: argentina

You: sos del foro vos tambien?

Stranger: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: si bolo

Stranger: estamos todos

You: jajajaja

You: uno mas virgo que el otro boludo jajaj

You: quien sos?

Stranger: luis_furi

Stranger: vose?

You: aaah, Twiggy

Stranger: un gusto

Stranger: esto se esta transformando en vicio

You: jajaja, estoy hace como dos horas y no puedo salir

You: (lo mismo digo, por lo del gusto)

Stranger: fuerza, yo me voy a dormir q trabajo temprano

You: jajaj

You: dale, suerte

Stranger: igual

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