CREAR TEMA

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

Stranger: male?

You: yes

Stranger: oh me too......

You: hahahha

Stranger: whats up?

You: i dont speak english, do you speak spanish?

Stranger: un poco

You: no entiendo mucho ingles

Stranger: si

Stranger: un faggato?

You: e? eso es italiano creo

Stranger: you gay?

You: nooooooooo

Stranger: haha

mmmm lo veo raro a esto paranoid

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

You: hola

Stranger: asl?

You: speak spanish???

You: do you like independiente de avellaneda??

You: how ver you a obamaha???

You: you are respiranding???

You: error fatal !!!!!!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

jaja que pelotudez, lo peor que me meti doh

[spoiler]You: hi!

Stranger: hey!

You: asl

Stranger: f 16 canasa

Stranger: wrong order but...

You: what the hell is canasa?

Stranger: oh gee sorry canada

You: really?? me too

Stranger: well hurray?

You: i'm from Québec

You: and i'd like to fuck all day...

Stranger: YAY!

Stranger: thats lovely.

Stranger: ontario

Stranger: and i like to be a fat loner all day!!!!

You: r u a women right?

Stranger: yes.... i am -.-

You: Babea

You: do you know about this site:

You: http://foros.infiernorojo.com it's amasing

Stranger: nope

Stranger: c ya

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le nombre infierno rojo y se fue paranoid

Esta es la mejor pagina del mundo, sin dudas..

http://skavenger.com.ar/homerswebpage/

Jajajajaja estoy chateando con una chica de inglaterra paranoid

charla con la brazuca...

Stranger: Hi!

You: hola

You: hablas español? si entendes esto, a ver... chupame la pija

Stranger: omg

You: se te hizo agua la boca?

You: que mierda es omg??

Stranger: sou brasileira!

You: me gusto la A del final

You: sos una brazuca mastica carozo?

Stranger: como?

Stranger: digo que entiendo espanhol

You: banana nao tem carozo, mas solo teim filamento groso

You: o algo asi

You: si chupas bien la poronga digo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: als?

You: de donde mierda sos la puta que te pario?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Que buena página, jajaj

Stranger: hi male here 22

You: male here 18... if you look for a relationship or a masturbation, just disconnect...



Hay que cortarlos desde raíz a estos... paranoid

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: i want to embarrass my ex boyfriend so i made a site with naked pictures and a sex video with us

You: speak spanish??

You: my inglesh is very smool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Traducción del inglés al españolMostrar forma romanizada

quiero avergonzar a mi ex novio, así que hice un sitio con fotos desnuda y un vídeo de sexo con nosotros

ja ja... si hubiera estudiado ingles como mama queria

hay muchos a los q no les gusta q les pregunten asl...

jaja esta es la mejor:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: marlon?

You: que mierda queres

You: entrega vos el marron

You: yo ni en pedo boluda/o

You: r u a women ?

Stranger: can u speak english my spanish is crap

Stranger: yes

You: sizes

You: how much tits do you have'

You: a nice ass?

You: heigth

You: weight

You: etc

Stranger: 32

You: te pregunte 48 cosas y tu puta respuesta es 32, andate a la concha bien de tu hermana

You: you are adorable

Stranger: i'm 21 stone though

You: que carajo querra decir eso de stone, anda a la mierda

You: it's lovely to talk to you

You: where do you live?

Stranger: 42 bensfield avenue, england

You: pero que calle poronga, inglesa de mierda, puta

You: that's great!!

You: i know someone near by

Stranger: ha ha i doubt it

Stranger: i just made that up

You: his name is Benito, and his last name is camelas
Benito Camelas

You: is from peru

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: puto

Stranger: what does it mean?

You: que te la comes, te gusta el pinocho

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: i want to embarrass my ex boyfriend so i made a site with naked pictures and a sex video with us

You: speak spanish??

You: my inglesh is very smool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Traducción del inglés al españolMostrar forma romanizada

quiero avergonzar a mi ex novio, así que hice un sitio con fotos desnuda y un vídeo de sexo con nosotros

ja ja... si hubiera estudiado ingles como mama queria

jajaja esa me toco hace un rato

Stranger: Heyaa

You: eiii

You: i`m argentinian

You: you?

Stranger: Well Im not :<

Stranger: Finland

Stranger: )

You: de finlandia?

You: Kimi Raikkonen is finland

Stranger: Ye I guess

Stranger: He is not finland but he is finnish yeah

You: jaja

You: asi le va a ir pechito lopez le va a romper el orto ; )

Stranger: Mkay, fuck off dude