Terrible... le cagué las ilusiones a una pendejita...
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Stranger: hi im looking for a teenage boy to give me love advice
You: Oh yeah babe
You: tell me
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: mm, your a little old but okay
Stranger: i just need your opinion if this guy likes me
You: ok
You: tell
Stranger: well, i sometimes see him looking at me, and he notice when i got a hair cut and most of my friends didnt notice, he asked to be my partner in music when he wasnt aloud to go with his friends, in drama when we his group had to pick a girl to be the pretty new girl that everyone fancied they picked me. and thats it. btw im 12, and be honest
You: humm
You: it seems like he only wants to fuck you
You: honest
Stranger: no he's quite shy when it comes to liking people
Stranger: but he's probably the most popular person in my year
You: most of shy people is a sexthinking
You: popular=sex
You: don¡t forget
Stranger: haha lool but he's always giving me this grin thing
Stranger: and raising his eyebrows
You: humm
You: he really wants to nail you
Stranger: hes 12
You: doesn't matter
You: the age of sex
You: the sex is beggining
Stranger: haha lool really?
You: yes
Stranger: but he doesnt seem that type of person
You: at that age, guys only think about sex
You: nobody seems to be that type of person... until you got him in bed nailing you
Stranger: yeah well some people who like me do seem that type of person!!
You: all guys are the same, trust me
You: i'm telling you this as a guy
Stranger: but alotta people think he's gay because he always says he doesnt like anyone , and all the boys think it because he refuses to watch porn
Stranger: but i dont think so
You: someones doesn't seem to be, someones does
You: hahahahahahaha
You: strategy
You: the guy is smart
Stranger: and loads of people lke him but when people say OMG!! SHE LIKES YOU he always just says, eww shes ugly, even when one of the prettiest girls in the school asked him out
You: he is feeding girls desire
You: and desire grows up and up
You: then, when he get a girl... it will be "wow"
Stranger: haha okay
You: trust me
Stranger: so do you think i have a chance?
You: honest, any girl have a chance
You: bot don't let him cheat you
Stranger: what could i do to make him like me more with out making it obvious or akward
You: trust me, he only wants to fuck
You: if you wanna fuck... go ahead
You: but i must give you a warning: you will be used
Stranger: no i dont, i just wanna, you know like i dunno just be his girlfriend
Stranger: so do you use girls?
You: sometimes when i was a kid
You: not anymore
Stranger: well you still are
You: but at 12, its normal for guys
You: at 16 a guy knows how to get laid without that bad methods
Stranger: okay, i have to go now, i dont want my mum to see the convo
You: girl wanna fuck, i wanna fuck, we fuck. simple
You: ok
Stranger: nice : s
You: be careful with this guy
Stranger: bye thanks for the advice
Stranger: bye x
You: no problem
You: xx
Stranger: xxx
Stranger: have a nice life
You: so u
Stranger:
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Stranger: hope you find someone you love !
You: i wish! haha
Stranger: no i bet you will
You: ^^
Stranger: just as long as you dont say all i want is a fuck!
You: haha
Stranger: so had you lost your viginaty at my age?
You: at 12? yes
Stranger: :O
You: but with a 16 girl
Stranger: jesus!
Stranger: thats slightly wierd
You: but coooool xD
You: gilrs must keep their virginity safe until 15 i guess
You: minimum
Stranger: umm okay thats one word for it ! how could she do it with a 12 year old
Stranger: why is girls different from boys
You: because i apear like 15 guy
You: haha
You: because boy just nail girl
You: but girl... its more pure
You: girl must be really in love to give her treasure
You: its a treasure for girls i guess
You: the mark of innocence
Stranger: sorry, i really have to go to bed, cos i collapsed today cos i havent been eating enough, so i btter get to sleep
You: girls are most beautiful stuff in world
You: ok or go to eat something xD
Stranger: im not hungry lool
You: keep your treasure safe
Stranger: okay ! xD
You: don't let a pirate stole it
You: for his own fun
Stranger: nice metaphor
Stranger: xD
You: and remember that guys tell a lot of lies to get a gilr into bed
Stranger: okay i will
You: (K)
Stranger: so you dont think he likes me
You: nah
You: he likes your ass hahahaha
You: sex sex sexc
Stranger: lool, some creep in the year above once said that to me and i just told them to fuck off!
Stranger: i was only 11 and they were 13
You: guys mind: "sex sex sex pussy pussy pussy"
Stranger: is that your mind?
You: no
You: at 12 yes
Stranger: hahaha!
Stranger: well goodluck with life then! i hope you have a good one.
You: i wish you too!
Stranger: byee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You:
Stranger: aghhh i dont wanna finish the convosation, its been very educational for me!
You: hahahaha
You: thanks
You: you look like a good girl
Stranger: thankyou! even though for all you now i look a like toad!
You: but you have a clear mind
You: i appreciate that
Stranger: thanks
but i dont think thats gonna make him like me :( im probably just gonna go cry upstairs!! :( it really pisses me off that some stupid guy can make me do that :(
You: naaaah
You: don't think that
You: forget that dumbass
Stranger: i try not to but my mind is very stuborn
Stranger: i'll try to, but that dumbass is hot!
You: he will get another girl after you
You: be sure of that
Stranger: suppose
You: if he is hot and wants to fuck...
You: you will be only another pussy in his fuck list
Stranger: he probably doesnt even want to 'fuck' me, he probably just thinkgs im a freak
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
You: i bet he wants to fuck you
Stranger: no seriously :( i bet he really doesnt
You: it can be a challenge or a bet between friends
You: and that can destroy ur heart
Stranger: he probably just thinks im some ugly twat
You: hmm
You: give me your facebook link and i will tell you
You: what can he think
Stranger: but i dont want you to add me
You: no problem
You: i won't
Stranger: okay
Stranger: let me change my picture
You: ok
Stranger: okay promise
You: i only wanna help you... =)
Stranger: its Roísín Anderson
You: ok. wait me a while...
Stranger: and if you are some sick paedo well, then im in deep shit
Stranger: whats yours? i wont add you
Stranger: ?
You: "El Zumba"
You: i have no photo
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why?
You: because i don't like xD
You: i use facebook to play games
Stranger: okay ! :L
Stranger: okay so have you seen?
You: you are the black or the white girl?
Stranger: white
You: you are pretty
Stranger: thankyou
You: i understand the guy...
You: haha
Stranger: haha akward!!
You: yes... i confirm: he want to fuck youuu!!! yesss!!!
Stranger: but im not exactly amazing i know that ! but oh well, not many people are
You: be careful
You: you are not angelina jolie, but you are really good to be 13/12
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have to go now
Stranger: byeeeeeeeee xxxx
You: byeee xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: thankyou for everything
You: beware perverts!
Stranger: okay!
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