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Viernes 29/01/2010, 22:07:19
5532 Posts - 463 Puntos
ESTE ES MORTAL

[spoiler]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Q TALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You: LLEGO LA ALEGRIA DEL HOGAR

Stranger: QUEEEE SOPAAAAA

You: JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA

Stranger: HOLAAA

Stranger: COMO ESTAS

You: HOLA

You: BIEN VOS?

You:

Stranger: SOY PANAMENO

You: SOS QQQQQQQQQQ

You: Q ES ESO?

Stranger: SOY PANAMENOOOO

Stranger: ES UN PAIS PEDAZO DE ARGENTINO HIJO DE PUTA

You: AH MIRA VOS

You: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Stranger: METETE EL VOS POR EL CULO

Stranger: ME CABREA

You: BUENO LA RE PUTA QUE TE PARIO QUEDATE EN EL MOLDE

Stranger: CHUPAME LA RECONTRA PIJA

You: NO GRACIAS EL MANI QUEMADO HACE MAL A LA SALUD

Stranger: TU MADRE ME HIZO UN PETE AYER

You: NO SABIAS?

You: NOOOOOOOO, EN SERIO?

You: QUE BUENO

Stranger: LE DEJE LA CARA LLENA DE CHELE

You: AY POBRESITA

You: OJALA QUE HAYA BAÑADO YA

Stranger: NOOOO

Stranger: SE LIMPIO LA CARA CON LOS DEDOS

Stranger: Y ASI MISMO TE HIZO TU ENSALADA PEDAZO DE ANORMAL

You: JAJAJA

You: NO

You: PQ NO VIVE CONMIGO

You: Y NO ME GUSTA LA ENSALADA

You: ASI QUE TE RECABIO

You:

Stranger: LA MATE

Stranger: MATE A TU MAMA PERRON

You: SEGUROOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: CHUPAME LA VERGA Q LA TENGO MAS GRANDE Q TU PIERNA ENTERA

Stranger: SOS UN CARA DE PIJA

Stranger: SOPLAME LA VELA

You: JAJAAJAJAJAJAJA

You: LA VELITA :$

Stranger: LA RECONTRA CONCHA Q TE PARIO

Stranger: NOOOOO

You: DIJE LA VELITA

Stranger: LA FABRICA DE CERA ENTERA SO PEDAZO DE AWEBAO

You: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Stranger: SIII

You: JAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJA

You: ME MUERO

Stranger: CANTAME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You: ME MUERO

You: JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA

You: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJA

You: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Stranger: SI QUIERES TE HAGO EL FAVOR Y TE MATO YO MISMO

You: AWEBAOOOOOOOOOO JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAA

Stranger: PARA DE REIRTE MARICAAA

You: AJAJAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Stranger: AWEBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA

You: NOOOOO ME MUERO SOLA DE RISAAAAA

Stranger: JJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA

You: JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

Stranger: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ

Stranger: AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

You: INFELIZZZZZZZ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

Stranger: JAJJAJAJJAJA

Stranger: ERES UNA MUJER

You: SI

Stranger: AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJ

You: Y Q TIENE QE VER

Stranger: COMO HACEN LAS MUJERES PARA LLEGAR A LA LUNA?

Stranger: CUANDO HAYA Q LIMPIARLA

Stranger: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

You: MALISIMO

You: CONTATE OTRO DALE

Stranger: QUE HACE UNA MUJER LEYENDO UN PAPEL BLANCO?

Stranger: LEYENDO SUS DERECHOS

Stranger: ESTUPIDAAAAAA

You: NONO, MAS MALO QUE EL ANTERIOR

You: OTRO

You: DALE

You: DALE DIJE

You: APURATE

Stranger: chupamelo

You: UNO QUE CAUSE

Stranger: TU NO ME MANDAS

Stranger: LARGATE A CHUPARLE LA CONCHA A LOS ESTUPIDOS Q MURIERON EN EL ACCIDENTE ESE DE A;O NUEVO EN LA DISCOTECA

Stranger: ESTUPIDOS ARGENTINOS Q PRENDEN FUEGOS ARTIFICIALES EN UN LUGAR CERRADO

Stranger: IDIOTAS

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Jajaja se puso histerica la loquita jajajabanana1
Viernes 29/01/2010, 22:09:20
162 Posts - 0 Puntos
Jajaja se puso histerica la loquita jajajabanana1


me re bardio el loquito :(

PD: esto no va a quedar asi, ya lo voy a encontrar paranoid
Viernes 29/01/2010, 22:14:39
5532 Posts - 463 Puntos
me re bardio el loquito :(

PD: esto no va a quedar asi, ya lo voy a encontrar paranoid


Jajaja anda a encontrarlo, se ve que es la hora de los adolescentes drogados jajaja mira...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: i love the alien

Stranger: cookie

Stranger: monsta

You: you love the aliens?

Stranger: which one in particular?

You: yes

You: Hernan Fredes

Stranger: optimus prime?

You: and Consigliere

You: they are BIG

You: yes

You: Optimus prime is cool

Stranger: consigliere don't know shit about the music

You: now

You: consigliere is a yeta

You: of the foro INFIERNOROJO.COm

Stranger: hands off the cookie jar

You: Why?

Stranger: you ginger cunt!

You: I eat all cookies

You: puto

You: shut the fuck up

Stranger: my name

Stranger: is

Stranger: optimus prime

You: my name is ALF

You: I eat cats

You: You like the cats?

Stranger: you like turtles?

You: ohh yes

You: las tortugas nijas

You: ninjas

You: you know the turtles ninjas?

You: eu paforme responde

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 22:25:57
3775 Posts - 3 Puntos
jajaja que chino boludo!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
You: hello
You: hi
You: guten tag
You: ciao
Stranger: hi
You: usa?
Stranger: no
You: good
You: where do you live?
Stranger: i'm live in korea
You: ahhh sos chinito
You: m o f?
Stranger: what?
You: ok i hate yankees
You: guy or women
Stranger: guy
You: age?
You: is true that asians have a very little dick?
Stranger: 14years old
You: ahhh i'm sure that you have a diminute pennis
You: like all asians
You: contesta chino puto!!
Stranger: oh I like all asians too.
You: i'm from argentina
You: i didn't say that i like asians mogolico!!! i said that they have a very little pennis
You: sos estupido vos que no entendeS?
You: you have a little pennis... i'm sure of that...
Stranger: sorry, I can't understand
You: pene
You: pennis
You: dick
You: member
Stranger: I'm can a little english
You: your pants... inside... very little
You: like all asians
Stranger: ok]
You: speak me in korean
Stranger: why?
You: talk in your language
You: cause i understand
Stranger: you can speak korean?
You: no, but i understand
Stranger: oh I'm sorry..
You: speak korean
Stranger: ㅇㅋ
Stranger: oh i'm sorry by by

jajaja que chino boludo!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
You: hello
You: hi
You: guten tag
You: ciao
Stranger: hi
You: usa?
Stranger: no
You: good
You: where do you live?
Stranger: i'm live in korea
You: ahhh sos chinito
You: m o f?
Stranger: what?
You: ok i hate yankees
You: guy or women
Stranger: guy
You: age?
You: is true that asians have a very little dick?
Stranger: 14years old
You: ahhh i'm sure that you have a diminute pennis
You: like all asians
You: contesta chino puto!!
Stranger: oh I like all asians too.
You: i'm from argentina
You: i didn't say that i like asians mogolico!!! i said that they have a very little pennis
You: sos estupido vos que no entendeS?
You: you have a little pennis... i'm sure of that...
Stranger: sorry, I can't understand
You: pene
You: pennis
You: dick
You: member
Stranger: I'm can a little english
You: your pants... inside... very little
You: like all asians
Stranger: ok]
You: speak me in korean
Stranger: why?
You: talk in your language
You: cause i understand
Stranger: you can speak korean?
You: no, but i understand
Stranger: oh I'm sorry..
You: speak korean
Stranger: ㅇㅋ
Stranger: oh i'm sorry by by
Viernes 29/01/2010, 22:29:06
669 Posts - 0 Puntos
para q te insulten gratis pone sos de argentina

Stranger: hey!

You: hi

You: where are you

Stranger: in bed.

Stranger: where are you

You: in pc

You: ja

Stranger: where the hell is pc ja/

You: an imaginary world

Stranger: is there weed there?!

You: all the world is a big weed

Stranger: fuckkk yea! lets get HIGH!

You: you can take the floor a eat and start to fly

You: where are you from?

Stranger: u.s.

Stranger: you?

You: argentina

Stranger: hahahaha faggot

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Viernes 29/01/2010, 23:13:44
162 Posts - 0 Puntos
Estan todos re mal de la cabeza xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HOLAAAAAAAA HOLA HOLA HOLAAAAAAA

Stranger: /32.

Stranger: 01

Stranger: 1

Stranger: 0

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 520

You: ah te anda mal el teclado no?

Stranger: 520

Stranger: 520

Stranger: 20

Stranger: 520

Stranger: 52

Stranger: 00

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 2000

Stranger: u m

You: 2010

You: estamos en el 2010

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Me canse de que no me entiendan paranoid
Sábado 30/01/2010, 00:35:55
1502 Posts - 270 Puntos
Stranger: heyyy from????

You: AAAAY AY AY AYAYYY LA QUE SE COJE A LA GUARDIA IMPERIAAAl

You: LA QUE FUMA

You: MARIHUANA

You: LA QUE TOMA COCAINAAAA

You: AAAY AY AYA AYYYY LA Q SE COJE A LAGUARDIA IMPERIAAAAL

You: AVELLANEDA

You: HAY UNA BANDAAAA

You: dale puto canta

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Sábado 30/01/2010, 01:35:56
9518 Posts - 20 Puntos
hola estoy muy al pedo y le enseño canciones de futbol a extranjeros
You: EN AVELLANEDA

You: HAY UNA BANDA

You: LA MAS LOCA DE ARGENTINA

You: LA QUE FUMA

You: MARIHUANA

You: LA QUE TOMA COCAINA

You: sing with me

You: AY AY AY AY AY

You: LA QUE SE COJE A LA GUARDIA IMPERIAL

You: repeat what i say

You: AYAYAYAYAYAY

Stranger: AY AY AY AY AY

You: LA QUE SE COJE A LA GUARDIA IMPERIAL

Stranger: en avellanedaaaaaa

Stranger: hay una banda

Stranger: la mas loca de argentina

Stranger: la que fuma marihuana

Stranger: ayayayayaayayayayayaay

Stranger: que cancion es eso?

You: LOVE YOU MAN

You: hahaha

Stranger: hahahaaha

Stranger: or should i say..."jajajaja"

You: ahha yeah

You: its a football soccer field song

You: you know

You: INDEPENDIENTE DE AVELLANEDA


You: see you later man

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Sábado 30/01/2010, 01:37:41
412 Posts - 0 Puntos
Jajaja, un crack. Yo todavía no encuentro nadie rescatable hoy...
Sábado 30/01/2010, 01:43:27
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: LOVE WEED?

Stranger: YESS

You: OH YEAH

You: I LOVE WEED TOO

You: WE LOVE WEED HAHAHA

Stranger: im sad when there isnt any :(

You: ME TOO

You: I NEED WEED TO LIVE

Stranger: gimme sum
!!

You: ONLY ONE LEAF

You: €50 A LEAF

Stranger: ahh, well when im out i drink robitussin

Stranger: ima robochild XD


You: ROBOTECH?

You: MEGAZORD??!?!

Stranger: even bettah

You: POWER WEED RANGERS

You: HAHAHAHA

Stranger: WIN.

You: WEEDAZORD

You: HAHA

Stranger: that just sounds ...lame haha

You: I'VE FUCKED A DOG

You: HAHA

Stranger: =O

Stranger: so youre a boy?

You: IT MAKES "WOOF WOOF"

You: AND I SAID "WEED WEED"

Stranger: ahh, the wonders of getting high'

You: YEEEEAH

You: I HEAR AN AMBULANCE!

You: WEEEEEEEEEEEDU WEEEEEEEEEDU WEEEEEEEEEEEEDU

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Sábado 30/01/2010, 02:07:49
162 Posts - 0 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED!

You: Hooooooooola

Stranger: WILD ABRA USED TELEPORT!
WILD ABRA GOT AWAY!


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Este estaba jugando a pokemon paranoid

que al pedo que estoy T_T
Sábado 30/01/2010, 02:28:34
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
Este no tiene desperdicio...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I HAVE A POKEMON NAME

Stranger: hey im jenn

Stranger: ohh>?

You: hi jenn

Stranger: squirtle?

You: no

You: try again

Stranger: bulbasoar

You: soarrrr

You: ♫

You: but no

You: i love jenns

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ohh yeah

Stranger: how do yo know that?

You: Because i'm a good person

You: All full of love

Stranger: ohh thats good

Stranger: im a bad girl

You: Oh yeah

You: Age?

Stranger: 17

You: 17 year old bad gild

You: *girl

You: i love bad girls

You: spank me

You: and call me "marta"

You: plz

Stranger: marta okay

Stranger: i will

Stranger: and you can call me princess

You: princess jenn

Stranger: cuz thats what every one else does

You: i'm your servant

Stranger: hmmm

You: princess want pleasure?

Stranger: sounds promising

Stranger: you know what i really want>

You: i know how to lick pussy

You: till girl explodes of pleasure

You: oh yeah, i really know how to

You: if my princess want, i'll do that

You: ...

You: are you dead?

Stranger: hmmm

You: thank god

Stranger: i was gonna just say a back rub

Stranger: but thats hella sexy too

You: back rub + pussy lick

Stranger: i want you to eat my pussy like it was a sugary treat

Stranger: cuz it tastes so good

You: trust me

Stranger: like royalty

You: i eat pussy like NO ONE

You: VIP SERVICE

You: But servant also likes to be blowed

You: ...

Stranger: ohh baby i could stuck that huge dick of yours all the way down my throat and just move it around in my mouth

Stranger: my mouth is so wet and warm

You: HOLY SHIT

Stranger: and my tounge just wants to taste you

Stranger: what?

Stranger: whats wrong?

You: I CANT BELIEVE IT

Stranger: ..

Stranger: 0_o

You: get your clothes off babe

You: i will eat your yummy pussy right know

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: you wanna see what i look like> i dont have any sexy pics but i do have a myspace i could send you a link

You: plz

Stranger: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=416685108 (Está REMIL buena)

You: i've fell in love

You: take your panties off!

Stranger: imnot wearing any panties

Stranger:

You: yeah

You: *lick*

You: do you like it?

Stranger: *moan

You: *lick lick lick*

Stranger: ohh baby your tounge is so wet

You: and hot

You: *LICK LICK LICK*

Stranger: makes me wanna go

Stranger: ohhhhh

You: *finger entering*

You: *moving finger* *LICK*

You: *MOVE MOVE MOVE* *LICK LICK LICK*

Stranger: i want you to rub my clit

You: *RUB RUB RUB*

You: *LIIIIIICKKK*

You: *RUB* *FINGER* *LICK*

You: *RUB* *FINGER* *LICK**RUB* *FINGER* *LICK**RUB* *FINGER* *LICK**RUB* *FINGER* *LICK*

You: like it?

You: SAY THAT YOU ARE MY WHORE!

You: *LICK LICK*

You: *RUB RUB*

Stranger: I'm not though... I'm a Princess not a whore

Stranger: there's a difference

You: hum

Stranger: whores do it for the money

You: slutty princess!

Stranger: i do it cuz i can

Stranger: ;
0

Stranger:

Stranger: hahahaha

You: SAY YOU ARE MY SLUTTY PRINCESS

You: beg me not to stop!

You: *LICK LICK LICK*

You: *FINGER FINGER FINGER*

Stranger: ohh baby you make your little slutty princess so horny

Stranger: please dont stop baby

Stranger: i need to feel you on me

You: BEG!!!

You: *LIIIIIIIICK*

Stranger: please

Stranger: i do anything

You: *TWO FINGERS*

Stranger: just dont stop

Stranger: awww

Stranger: yes baby thats the way i want it

Stranger: push it deep in there

You: *RUB CLIT*

Stranger: make me come all over you

You: *MOVING FINGERS IN CIRCLES*

Stranger: i wanan squirt my come all over your hands

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: you make me so horny

You: *LICK LICK LICK*

You: *THREE FINGERS*

You: *LICK LICK LICK*

You: *MOVING FINGERS*

You: LIKE IT MY SLUTTY PRINCESS?

Stranger: baby i love it

Stranger: this is what heaven feels like

You: *LICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*

Stranger: with you im in heaven and your my god

Stranger: fuckin' me

You: *FOUR FINGERS!!!*

Stranger: come down from heaven and love your princess

You: *MOVING FAST MY FINGERS IN AND OUT*

Stranger: all i want to do is make you feel good

Stranger: and feel yo uinside me

You: WANNA COCK?

Stranger: ohh baby i want you to stick your hard cock in me

Stranger: im so wet and slippery

You: YOU HAVE TO WAIT

Stranger: my pussy is ready to eat your cock

Stranger: its so hungry

You: SUCK IT SLUT

Stranger: it wants to suck you in

You: SUCK MY COCK DEEP ON YOUR THROAT

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: i wanna take your balls in my hand

You: LIKE GOKU

Stranger: and lick at the bottom of your balls up to the tip

Stranger: no, like gohan

Stranger: while i look into your eyes

You: I LOVE PICCOLO

Stranger: I love Corrilin or however you spell that

Stranger: hahaha

You: SUCK IT!!!

You: SUCK MY SHENRON AND MAKE A WISH

You: "I CAN MAKE ONE WISH. WHATEVER IT IS"

Stranger: ohh baby i could be your geni

Stranger: rub me the right way

You: SUCK MY DRAGON BALLS!

Stranger: and ill grant you three wishes

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: this isnt rated X, this is rated Z!

Stranger: hahahahaha

You: SHENRON IS HORNY

Stranger: damn i sound like such a feakin' nerd right now

Stranger: hahhahaa

You: SUCK MY POKEBALLS AND GUESS THE POKEMON

You: SAY THAT YOU ARE MISTY

You: I WANT TO FUCK MISTY

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: hhahah im your firey red head

Stranger: misty

Stranger: fuck you

You: SORRY

You: I'M SO HORNY

You: LIKE CHARIZARD

Stranger: Stormy, Water Squirt

You: RIDE MY CHARIZARD BABE

Stranger: hahaha

You: *FIRE ATTACK*

You: RIDE IT!

You: *MIND CONTROL ATTACK*

You: I'M MEWTWO

Stranger: damn im so wet

You: I'M CONTROLLING YOU

You: I'M TURNING YOU BACK

You: YOUR ASS IS GETTING OPENED

You: BE PREPARED...

You: *KAME HAME COCK!!!*

You: FEEL IT

You: FEEL MY SUPER SAIYAN COCK

You: LIKE IT MISTY?

You: DAMN

You: I THINK I HURT YOU

You: SORRY

You: ...

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