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Sábado 30/01/2010, 04:14:01
9518 Posts - 20 Puntos
odio ponerme la gorra, pero no em conviertan el topic en topic libre. me dejo la gorra porque va a llover haha

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Sábado 30/01/2010, 04:14:53
412 Posts - 0 Puntos
Jajaja, ok, ahora pego algo de Omegle y todos felices.

Quilmes. Punto final
Sábado 30/01/2010, 04:20:20
162 Posts - 0 Puntos
Joya, ojala se largue a llover con todo aca. xD

Perdon por desvirtuar, es la ultima. :(
Sábado 30/01/2010, 05:41:15
795 Posts - 0 Puntos
Hay gente levantada a la misma hora que yo y más al pedo por lo que veo...
Siento que mi misión en este mundo se completó satisfactoriamente!

[spoiler]paranoid[/spoiler]

[spoiler]nah, creo que estoy más al pedo[/spoiler]

[spoiler]para que no se enoje Damián: Que buena página, por diosss[/spoiler]
Sábado 30/01/2010, 08:36:09
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: sey hello!
You: "hello!"
You: say yeah!
You: ...
Stranger: why
You: because i want to
You: say "yeah!"
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: yeah
You: i like it
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: yess
You: say "me la lastro!"
Stranger: why
You: if you obey me, i'll show you my pussy
Stranger: "me la lastro!"
Stranger: yes mam
You: Say "soy de racing y soy re puto!"
Stranger: "soy de racing y soy re puto!"
You: Love it
You: Say "me encanta la pija!"
Stranger: "me encanta la pija!"
You: Wow
You: Say "parezco pelotudo repitiendo pelotudeces a cambio de una foto de una concha que nunca voy a recibir!"
Stranger: "parezco pelotudo repitiendo pelotudeces a cambio de una foto de una concha que nunca voy a recibir!"
You: Good
You: Say "chau, me voy!"
Stranger: "chau, me voy!"
You: Oh, you're leaving?
You: A shame
You: Godd bye
You have disconnected.
Sábado 30/01/2010, 09:13:38
654 Posts - 0 Puntos
jajajajajaja no paro de reirme...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Osama bin laden

stranger: No, i am not..

You: Huh

you: Thalia?

Stranger: You?

You: I'm a rosarino comegato

stranger: Not really..

Stranger: Never heard..

You: Do you like to eat cats?

Stranger: Havent tryed..

You: Rosarinos eat cats

you: Cat bbq

you: Haha

stranger: Is it good?

You: Really yeah

you: Take a cat

you: Cut its neck

you: With the blood, make ketchup

stranger: I dont want to hear about it.. Dont tell, please..

You: And bbq the cat

you: The cat says "meooowwwww" at fire haha

your conversational partner has disconnected.



sublimeeee
Sábado 30/01/2010, 10:46:46
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ROUND ONE

You: FIGHT!

You: *LOW KICK*

You: *PUNCH*

You: *UPPERCUT*

Stranger: ??

You: *HIGH KICK*

You: ME WINS

You: ROUND TWO

You: FIGHT

You: !

Stranger: What

You: *UPPERCUT*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: hows you?

You: ROUND ONE

You: FIGHT!

You: *KICK*

You: *PUNCH*

Stranger: OUCH!

You: *HIGH PUNCH*

Stranger: *down and out&

You: *UPPERCUT*

You: ME WINS

You: ...

You: ROUND TWO

You: FIGHT!

Stranger: dont u kno not to hit a girl D:

You: *KICK*

Stranger: *KICK IN BALLS*

Stranger: HA!

You: AWW

Stranger:

You: *PUNCH*

You: *KICK IN FACE*

Stranger: D: *runs away*

Stranger: :'(

You: *SPECIAL POWER*

You: FINISH HER!

You: *RAPE*

You: ME WINS

Stranger: ohh :(

You: FATALITY

You: HAHA

Stranger: noo! super sayan blast kills you!

You: I'VE ALREADY WINS

Stranger: your dead bitch

You: AND GIRLS CANNOT TRANSFORM INTO SUPER SAIYAN

You: OWNED

Stranger: we can so

You: NO, YOU CANT

Stranger: fine.. ill just rip out your balls

Stranger: and then i win

You: NO

You: I'VE RAPED YOU

You: AND YOU LIKE IT

Stranger: to late they are gone

Stranger: in the blender

Stranger: for your dog

You: *TRANSFORM INTO SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4*

You: YOU ARE SO SCREWED

Stranger: u still dont have a dick

You: BUT A HAVE A LARGE TAIL

You: *BACK TO NORMALITY*

Stranger: so?

You: OH! THE MOON!

You: *OZHARU SUPER SAIYAN*

You: *MONSTER COCK*

You: SUCK IT BITCH

Stranger: its gone

Stranger: your dog ate it

You: I HAVE A POWERFUL COCK

You: FULL OF SAIYAN BLOOD

Stranger: it got eaten

You: YOU ATE MY COCK?

You: SLUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sábado 30/01/2010, 11:07:39
7272 Posts - 1046 Puntos
Me parece que no entendí el chiste icon_confused.gif
Sábado 30/01/2010, 11:16:00
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiiii.

You: I'M HOT!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: haha, good to know..

You: I'M BURNING!!!!!

Stranger: oh really?

Stranger: m/f?

You: YES!!!

You: CALL 911!!!!!!!

You: TOO LATE

Stranger: you're on fire?

You: BBQ

Stranger: i see.

You: CRAP

Stranger: so you live in america.

You: NO

Stranger: then why'd you say "911"

You: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT

You: 911

You: HAHA

Stranger: i see.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You: LAUGH WITH ME

Stranger: well then 911 is not going to of much use to you now is it?

Stranger: okay.

You: LAUGHING IS HEALTHY

Stranger: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA.

Stranger: so.

You: OS

Stranger: you like to light things on fire?

You: LINUX

You: PENGUIN

You: HAHA

You: I LIKE BBQ

Stranger: nice.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sábado 30/01/2010, 11:37:23
19973 Posts - 0 Puntos
Pone: ¨14 f¨ Y el detector de pedofilos explota...
Sábado 30/01/2010, 12:36:02
59 Posts - 0 Puntos
Miren estos xD

[spoiler]Stranger: hey

You: hola

You: asl?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: 19m

Stranger: u?

You: 19 f argentina

Stranger: cool

You: where are you from?

Stranger: chn

You: yao ming?

Stranger: wat?

Stranger: yao ming

You: yes

Stranger: he is a player

You: kung lao

You: liu kang

Stranger: ?

You: mortal kombat

Stranger: wawwa

Stranger: cool

Stranger: even i didn't know them

You: ok

Stranger: u like football,right?


You: yes

Stranger: good

You: you know charly g?

Stranger: corry

Stranger: sorry

You: corriste?

You: ahh ok

Stranger: yes

You: the Japanese are better than the Chinese

Stranger: do all argentina people like play football?

You: yes

Stranger: y?

You: you speak spanish?

Stranger: i dnt think so

Stranger: no

You: i am

Stranger: cool

Stranger: the Japanese are better than the Chinese ,,,,.... why?

Stranger: i dnt think so

You: :p

Stranger: i hate them

Stranger: a kind of

Stranger: animosity

You: you know the fat gandin?

Stranger: no

You: i am

Stranger: what is ?gandin

You: chipi

Stranger: god

Stranger: i cannt understand

You: and the fat nuñez?

Stranger: ok,let us move over it

You: no, gandin not god

Stranger: do u like asians?

You: female yes

You: male no

Stranger: y?

You: y que?

Stranger: why?

You: me la como y que?

You: xD

Stranger: oh,shit,nice to know u ..bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

save this log or send us feedback.[/spoiler]

You: Aliens invade the earth on April 27 and all will die

Stranger: nice ;D

You: Aliens invade the earth on April 27 and all will die

You: i am from mars

You: i am alien

Stranger: niiicee

You: you will die

Stranger: i will ? funny

You: asl?

Stranger: Sara

Stranger: is my

Stranger: name

Stranger: and i'm from sweden

You: my name is curtis stryker

You: age 873

You: year old

Stranger: cool

You: i am from mars

Stranger: how's up there ?

You: hot

You: how old are you?

Stranger: can i go with you next time will go up there ?

You: no

Stranger: why ? :(

You: we will kill you

Stranger: why

You: you are a bad girl

Stranger: ohno i am ? :O what did i do ?

You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: that was not a good exlpenition...

You: Aliens invade the earth on April 27 and all will die.

Stranger: i hope

You: I go to kill people

Stranger: fun me to

Stranger: cab i go with you ?

You: kill your neighbor

Stranger: ha thats funny... i don't have a neighbor... sorry

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighborkill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

You: kill your neighbor

Stranger: you are very funny
but i'm sorry, i donät have a neighbor..

You: I'm the king of Mars

Stranger: i have to go now, and se if i found anyone else who is a alien, bye <3333333333333

You: no

You: :(

Stranger: yes, kiss on you lips my little alien (K)

You: you got msn?

Stranger: i hope we will meat someday..

Stranger: [email][email protected][/email]

You: [email][email protected][/email]

Stranger: add mine sweety, bye <3

You: bye

Sábado 30/01/2010, 12:52:07
585 Posts - 291 Puntos
Me acabo de enganchar una de Filipinas.