CREAR TEMA

You: HEY MAN

You: WHATS UP

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i m here baby

You: f/m?

Stranger: m

You: from?

Stranger: china
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no lo puedo creer

Haha .

Stranger: im a male!

You: ok

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A) Male- Just wants to talk
B) Male- Wants to talk to guy
C) Male- Wants to talk to girl
D) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy
E) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl
F) Female- Just wants to talk
G) Female- Wants to talk to guy
H) Female- Wants to talk to girl
I) Female- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy
J) Female- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl
You: bastard
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You: HI!

Stranger: Hello

You: hola!

You: ciao!

Stranger: Guten Tag!

Stranger: Bonjour!

You: cajeta!

Stranger: Ni hao!

You: petero!

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Stranger: Godzilla here.
Stranger: Roooar
You: King Kong here
Stranger: Oh damn
You: GROOOOOOOW
Stranger: didn't expect an epic battle tonight
Stranger: but...
You: c'mon fight
Stranger: IM FIRIN MAH LAZERS
Stranger: *peeewww*
Stranger: thats the noise my lazers make
You: OH NO MY ARM
Stranger: omfg im so sorry.
You: IM SUPER SAYAYIN lvl 4
Stranger: I thought it was fake!!
Stranger: oh dear god.
You: and it is
You: a
Stranger: how do you breathe with all those muscles?
You: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: KAM EHAMI HAAA
You: and if we play a table game?
Stranger: BEER PONG
Stranger: actually im not much of a beer girl.
Stranger: sooo vodka pong?
You: srsly...
Stranger: ?
You: i think that you are a liar
Stranger: about?
You: you arent godzilla
Stranger: ...
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
Stranger: they alllll laugh.
Stranger: they ALLLL tell me that.
Stranger: but. but. I know. deep down in my heart, I AM godzilla.
Stranger: *sniffle*
You: poor goodzy
You: im sorry baby
Stranger: eets ok.
Stranger: people always run from me
Stranger: monster they call me.
Stranger: horror.
Stranger: Japanese bad animation.
Stranger: :(
You: but these was the past
You: now we can be friends
Stranger: <3
You: or...more...
Stranger: maybe more Kong.
Stranger: Oo
You: if you want
Stranger: wrap me in your monkey arms.
Stranger: make sweet monkey love to my lizard vagina
You: oooh c'mon goodzy
Stranger: *roar*
You: <3<3<3<3
Stranger: I'll breath us the fires of love
You: OH NO
Stranger: *sets city on fire*
You: you burned my cock
Stranger: Nuuu
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: this always happens.
Stranger: ALWAYS
You: FUCK YOU MONSTER
Stranger: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: KIIING KONG! MY LOOOVE
You: well i dont have cock any more
Stranger: hell hath no fury like a godzilla scorned!
You: so...can you put your finger in my ass?
Stranger: ...I have webbed claws for hands.
You: PUT
You: NOW
Stranger: *shoves*
Stranger: feels...squishy..
You: OOOOOH YOU HAVE CUTTED MY ASS
You: im bleeding
Stranger: wanna see a pic of me on the beach naked?
You: YEAH
Stranger: http://bignanime.files.wordpress.com...2/godzilla.jpg
Stranger: I have fat thighs...
You: OOOOOOOH YEAH
You: well, i have to visit the Yeti
You: he has a big cock too
You: bye
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kk
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la mejor que tuve hasta ahora creo hahah

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Stranger: Heey .. im 15 m .. im to lazy to write so i copy and past .. whats ur asl?
You: marcedoke?
Stranger: what?
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You: I HAVE THE POWER

Stranger: barney sucks

You: HAHAHA

You: I AGREE

You: PEDOPHILE DINOSAUR

Stranger: i raped the power

You: I RAPED YOU

You: HAHA

You: LIKE BARNEY DOES

You: HAHAHA

Stranger: repetedly with a shotgun

You: NO!

You: PLEASE...

You: (I HAVE ONE)

You: *BANG*

You: You are dead

Stranger: well i shoved a shotgun in your ear while singing a song

Stranger: aww

You: Go, Pikachu!

Stranger: not again

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: go mudkip!

Stranger: your attack is not effective

You: Shit

You: Return, Pikachu!

Stranger: ground and water FTW

You: Go, MEWTWO!

You: You are screwed

Stranger: uses X attack on mudkip

You: *PSICO ATTACK*

You: MUDKIP DIES

Stranger: Go reyquaza

You: HAHA

You: *PSICO ATTACK AGAIN*

You: Reyquaza dies

Stranger: SUPER ULTRA PWNAGE ATTACK TO COUNTER PSICO ATTACK AND COME BACK FROM THEGRAVE]

You: Missed

You: HAHA

You: COCK ATTACK

Stranger: *SHOOTS MEWTWO WIT A SNIPER RIFEL

You: Reyquaza pregned

Stranger: I WIN

Stranger: headshot

You: Mmm.

Stranger: 25 kill streak

You: Mewtwo shits the bullet

Stranger: BEEP BEEP

You: It's alive!

You: Return Mewtwo!

You: Go, GOKU SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4!

You: *KAME HAME HA*

You: You're dead

Stranger: KILLSTREAK GLITCH CAUSES 25 KILL STREAK TO GO ANYHOW

Stranger: BOOM

You: Energy field

Stranger: WERE ALL DEA

Stranger: D

You: HAHA

Stranger: EMP

Stranger: HAHA

You: Super Saiyan se la banca

Stranger: BONK!

You: *BANG*

You: I killed your mom

Stranger: RAPE

Stranger: AWW WHY NOW

Stranger: SHES MAKING ME A SAMMICH

You: A Shame

You: Sorry

Stranger: flood?

You: *BANG*

You: the sammich dies (?)

Stranger: are you a floodian

Stranger: ?

You: NO

Stranger: MY SAMMICH!!!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOO

You: I'm an namekuseijin

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU

You: Like Piccolo

Stranger: I WILL EXACT REVENGE

You: Sorry

You: If i give you peanut butter?

Stranger: ooohhh peanut butter

You: *GIFT*

You: Eat that, please

Stranger: *unable to accept gift* *memory full*

Stranger: NOOOO!

You: Fuck

You: Buy more RAM

You: Or install Linux

Stranger: wait ill delete my 53 terabytes of porn

Stranger: this mat take a while

You: ...

You: Blow me

Stranger: estimate time remaining (8sideways)

You: FFFFUUUUCK

Stranger: this will take longer than i tought

You: *KAME HAME HA THE COMPUTER*

You: Boom

You: *PEANUT BUTTER*

Stranger: whats * KAME HAME HA *?

You: Special attack of Goku

Stranger: oh ryt

Stranger: cool

You: *KICK THE COMPUTER*

Stranger: right now back to the story

You: *OUCH*

Stranger: the computer can talk?

You: Do you want the fucking peanut butter or not?!

Stranger: oh SHIT!

Stranger: yes i do

You: So, take it

Stranger: *takes*

You: Eat

Stranger: ... ew its sticky

You: HAHA

You: That's because...

You: It really is...

Stranger: i dont like sticky peanut butter

You: C4!

You: *EXPLODES*

You: You're dead

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You: Hiiiii!

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: horny

You: hahaha

You: stupid

You: o mejor dicho, pajero de mierda (?)

Stranger: =P

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paranoid

You: A

Stranger: hey

You: A

You: A

You: A

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

You: A

You: A

You: A

You: A

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

You: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

You: sing with me mother fucker

You: A

You: A

You: A

You: A

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

You: STAYIN' ALIVE

Stranger: idk the song

You: well

You: another song

You: OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM

Stranger: EIEIO

You: IAIAIAIAIAAOOOOOU

Stranger: AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A COW

You: IAIAIAIAIAIIAIAIOOOOU

You: since it continues?

Stranger: WITH A MOO MOO HERE AND A MOO MOO THERe

You: IAIAIAIAIAI IOOOOOOU

Stranger: lol i thoiught it was EIEIO

You: okok

You: EIEIEIEI OOO

Stranger: thats netter

Stranger: better

You: hahaha

You: see you later

Stranger: alright

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Stranger: The Game

You: Thank god

You: For Cacho

You: Do you know Cacho?

Stranger: It sounds a lot like Nacho

You: O_O

You: Really don't know CACHO?!?!?!?!!?

You: That sucks man

You: CACHO is the best thing ever

Stranger: No

You: Life has no porpose without CACHO

Stranger: Kung Fu Action Zombie Jesus is the best thing ever

You: CACHO DE VERGA

You: Do you want CACHO DE VERGA?

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Stranger: The Game

You: Thank god

You: For Cacho

You: Do you know Cacho?

Stranger: It sounds a lot like Nacho

You: O_O

You: Really don't know CACHO?!?!?!?!!?

You: That sucks man

You: CACHO is the best thing ever

Stranger: No

You: Life has no porpose without CACHO

Stranger: Kung Fu Action Zombie Jesus is the best thing ever

You: CACHO DE VERGA

You: Do you want CACHO DE VERGA?

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Jajaja Sos un idolo, ahora, como se te ocurre todo eso? applau6