CREAR TEMA

Stranger: heey
You: people moving every day
You: you know they move so slow
You: do they know why they are goning?
You: do they know why they go?
You: look into the book of rules
You: and tell me what you see
You: are you all that different
You: are you just the same as me?
You: waiting for 1989
You: WE DONT WANT NO MORE WAR
You: love is slipping away
You: it slips away so fast
You: i always thought that it would
You: last and it would last
You: look into your book of rules
You: and tell me what you see
You: am I all that different?
You: are you just the same as me
You: waiting for 1989
You: WE DONT WANT NO MORE WAR
You: waiting for 1989
You: we don't want no more war...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: howdy

You: everybody say piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: everybody say connnnnnnnnnnnnnnn chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: everybody say infiernooooooooooooo rojoooooooooooooooooooo

You: yeah yeah yeah

Stranger: infiernooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rojoooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: yeah yeah yeah

You have disconnected.

acabo de encontrar a un argentino...no lo puedo creer..

esta fue muy limada

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whoops
Stranger: my shirt fell off
You: and are you male or female??
Stranger: I am a beatle
You: really??
You: paul??
You: is that you?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: frankie?!
Stranger: frankie sanchez?!!!
You: that's me
Stranger: its been god, how long?
You: pfff years dude
You: years
Stranger: damn
Stranger: hows it going
Stranger: hows your wife?
You: sadly, she is dead
Stranger: and I heard you had a few grubs
Stranger: oh
You: didn't see the bus coming
You: a tragedy
You: but tell me about you
Stranger: I just got outta yoga
You: sounds good
You: relax bro, just relax
You: that's all we need
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED

You: Do you know la cabra?

You: FUCK

You: YOU AGAIN?

You: CATCHED

Stranger: lol

You: *KICK*

Stranger: don't tell me

You: *KICK KICK KICK*

You: *BANG*

Stranger: you had a similar conversation today

You: YOU'RE DEAD BASTARD

Stranger:

You: I'M FUCKING YOUR DEAD BODY

You: I'M A POKEMON MASTERRR YEAH

You: *FUCKING*

You: *CUMMING*

You: *FEEL LIKE A PERV*

Stranger: ok, calm down bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WILD PIKACHU APPEARS

Stranger: where is denise?

You: ACA, CHUPANDOME LA VERGA ELECTRICA

You: HAHA

Stranger: thats no match for taco bell

You: WILD PIKACHU GETS MAD

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: wild pikachu blows up

You: NO

Stranger: too late

You: WILD PIKACHU FUCKS YOU AND DENISE

Stranger: its gone

Stranger: nope .. too late

You: YES

Stranger: nope

You: IJFOJJKLDSAFASSDFJKSDGHJB

Stranger: wild pikachu is cremated ..

Stranger: you are invited to the funeral

You: WILD PIKACHU TE DEJO EL CULO LLENO DE CREMA

You: Y TE GUSTA

Stranger: you too!

You: Don't tell anybody

Stranger: you are loving this .. arent you?

You: I'm wild Pikachu

Stranger: i just killed you

You: No

You: I'm inmortal

Stranger: i just did

Stranger: not according to what i just did

You: THANKS TO SHENRON

You: I can not die

Stranger: u are dead

You: You think...

Stranger: get over it

Stranger: i know

You: I'm more live than ever

Stranger: i had the dog eat the remains

You: I've fucked your dog

You: With my electric cock

Stranger: u prolly smell like dog poo

You: Oh

You: That sounds like crap

Stranger: it is crap

You: I'm going to get a shower

You: Wait me a minute

You: I'm leaving you wiith my sister

You: Ok?

Stranger: sure

You: Hello stranger =)

Stranger: hello pochahontis

Stranger: hello stranger

You: I'm not Pochahontis haha

Stranger: i am peter griffin

You: I am Florencia

You: De la V

You: What's ur name?

Stranger: peatear griffin

You: Petear Griffin?

Stranger: yes

You: Do you like to petear?

You: Make me a pete

Stranger: no, i shoot baloons

You: Do you know what a pete is?

Stranger: do you?

You: I do

You: "Petear" is "licking the another person's sex"

You: You want to petear to me?

Stranger: how do you lick sex?

You: I'm Florencia de la V

You: Put your tongue in my private parts

Stranger: i dont have a tongue

Stranger: i am a robot

You: A shame

You: Lick me with your circuits!

Stranger: shame on u

Stranger: u r not attractive enough for my circuits

You: Are u blind?

You: I'm HOT

You: *THUNDER ATTACK FROM ANOTHER PIKACHU AND OVERCHARGE YOUR CIRCUITS*

Stranger: well ... i m sure you are burning inside for some action .. but that doesnt make you attractive

You: *BOOOOM!*

You: You explodes

You: I win

You: You suckl

You have disconnected.

Stranger: asl

You: hi

You: where are you fom?

Stranger: i asked asl

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: now!!!

You: and WTF asl is?

Stranger: age, sex, location

You: 94 years, sex: N/A, location: en el culo del mundo

Stranger: i live in dragon land

Stranger: and im 900000

Stranger: years old

Stranger: eat that

Stranger: bitch

Stranger: dick eater

You: ahhhh, sos un pelotudo importante

Stranger: fuck u

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: usa?


You: no, no uso




Jajaja, que bueno esta esto!

You: i`m gonna kill you

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este topic pinta para batir record de paginas

El que acaba de hablar con un hincha de Racing que me diga...
Hablo con un amigo mio, jajaja!

hable consecutivamente con dos indonesias de 16 años paranoid
otra cosa, estan todos calientes ahi la puta madre

Stranger: 17 m, horrnyyy ;]

You: pajero

Stranger: ?

You: si pendejo pajero

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Me tocó uno más loco que yo...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I AM EL ZORRO

Stranger: haha, i am the Legend of the Sword Samurai 8

You: WOW

You: NICE TO MEET YOU

Stranger: well, the last 7 died

Stranger: :-P

You: HAHA

You: LET'S FIGHT?

Stranger: SUPER SAMARAI WAVE!

You: MISSED

You: *BANG*

You: HAHA

Stranger: damn, that was a lot of dirt

You: HAHAHA

Stranger: cough

Stranger: your turn.

You: SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 4!!!

You: KAME HAME HA!!!

Stranger: you missed cuz your lvl 4 blondeness threw your aim way off

You: level 4 is not blonde

You: ¬¬

Stranger: oh, be that way

You: PIKACHU, GO!

Stranger: more body hair on each level

You: *THUNDER ATTACK*

Stranger: fuck.

Stranger: run

Stranger: run

Stranger: run.

You: Thunder attack impact you

Stranger: damnit

You: Sorry

Stranger: water pokemon, short that fucker out.

Stranger: run

Stranger: run.

You: Return Pikachu!

Stranger: riachu

You: Go, BIN LADEN MON!

You: *AIRPLANE ATTACK*

Stranger: DUBYA MON!

Stranger: WMD ATTACK!

You: Cut it

You: With the Zorro sword

You: hahahahah

Stranger: return DUBYA

Stranger: launch, OBAMA HYPNO CHACE ATTACK!

You: Go, PAMELA ANDERSONMON!

Stranger: hope

Stranger: hope

Stranger: hope

You: *SHOW TITS*

Stranger: i'm not fooled, like you'd share that pokemon

Stranger: :-P

You: I sell you

You: Gimme your ass and i'll give you Pamela Andersonmon

Stranger: naw, i got the perky selena jailbait e mon.

Stranger: gotta wait a year though.

Stranger: huh?

You: Return!

You: *runs*

You: *returns*

Stranger: fuck it, vegeta middle finger attack

You: Don't like it

You: Gimme a hug!

Stranger: NOOOOO

Stranger: not the hug

You: =)

Stranger: so defense vs. gaynes.

You: I'm sweet u.u

Stranger: aaaaaaaaarghhhhh

You: *FART*

Stranger: FARTs

You: *VERY STINKY FART*

Stranger: laughts, good battle.

You: I win

You:

You: Another battle?

Stranger: no, nobody wins, as the green burrito fart kills everything.

You: No, because fart's mine and i can resist it

Stranger: anthor time, another battle field. i look forward to our new techniques.

You: SUPER ZORRO SAIYAN LEVEL 6!!!

Stranger: dude, gotta work on the dramatic endings.

You: You won't scape...

You: LOOK LIKE KING KONG WITH SWORD

Stranger: runs from a super hairy saiyan with 99 billion tails, and massive backnee.

You: RASING KI UP 900.000.000.000

You: *EARTH EXPLODES*

You: *I TELEPORTED BEFORE*

Stranger: shifts to chick flic

You: I WIN

Stranger: lots of hot girls

Stranger: i win

Stranger: bows.

You: HUMMM

You: CONSIGLIERE ATTACK!!!

You: You are screwed

Stranger: femininity of movie deflects guido attack

You: Consigliere is a very mufa person

You: Very Very mufa

Stranger: say hello to my little friend!

Stranger: attacks

You: Consigliereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

You: When you want somebody to have very bad luck, you must say "Consigliere gives you his best wishes"

Stranger: stinky meat mess is the result

Stranger: ew.

You: Trust me

Stranger: right. that hasn't been since the italians lost ww2

Stranger: fucking russians.

You: SUPER SAIYAITALIAN

You: *PASTA ATTACK*

Stranger: oh no, not the 1000000000000 meatballs

You: SUPER SAIYAMEXICAN

You: *HOT BURRITO ATTACK*

Stranger: HAITIAN SUMMONS!

Stranger: eats all your food.

You: Fuck

You: Fucking nigger

Stranger: they're still eating.

You: *BANG*

Stranger: eating.

Stranger: eathing

Stranger: eating

Stranger: eating.

Stranger: eating.

You: *C4 in his ass*

You: *runs away*

You: *Haitian explodes*

Stranger: oh crap, they're building a tent city

Stranger: the tent city regenerates on obama funds.

You: FIDEL CASTROMON!

You: *REVOLUTION*

Stranger: oh crap it's growing bigger.

You: CITY LOCKED

Stranger: i can't control it!

You: i've exploded earth ¬¬

Stranger: shit.

You: Are you smoking weed?

Stranger: did you at least save hawaii?

Stranger: and eastern europe?

You: No

You: All Earth explodes

You: Even moon and Mars

Stranger: dumbass....all the hot models come from there.

Stranger: oh great.

You: Best models are from Avatar's planet

Stranger: bet you took out the internet too

You: Hot blue sluts

Stranger: nope, no more avatar's planet cuz you killed al gore.

You: FUCK!

Stranger: global warming.

You: I'm going to Namekusei

You: Wait a second please...

You: *CALL NAMEKUSEI DRAGON*

Stranger: i'm headed off to the brazil clone i made.

Stranger: keyra augustina

You: *RESTORE EARTH*

You: Nonononononno

You: Keyra is Argentinian

Stranger: http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/search/label/pictures

Stranger: yes, if nothing else can save the world.

You: I know her... She is from Buenos Aires

Stranger: if you destroy that....nothing is worth it anymore.

Stranger: oh fuck, she's got haiti on her site

Stranger: fuck that.

You: I restored Earth with Namekusei Dragon Balls

Stranger: let's do this and blow everything up, especially haitai

Stranger: KA

Stranger: MEH

You: *TELEPORT*

Stranger: (need your help dude)

You: HAHAHAHA

You: *RETURNS*

You: KA

You: ME

Stranger: oh great...fuck you, leave me here with a bunch of lazy ass haitian niggers.

Stranger: HA ME

You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: BOOOM

Stranger: THE END.

You: Fuck Haitians

You: We Win

You: *FART*

Stranger: WIN

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en el chatroulette ( el q es con cam) hay cada uno...

es re zarpado jajaj

amo esta pagina!!!!