CREAR TEMA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.

You: hello

You: vengo a entregar un paquete

You: how are you

Stranger: I'm going alright. And yourself?

You: im fine thanks,estaria mejor con una mina en pelotas al lado pero bueno

You: male or female?

Stranger: Female.

You: ok,age?

You: im male,20,from argentina

Stranger: Why are you saying strange things to me in Spanish?

You: la capital de la poronga gomosa

You: im saying the same thing that in english

You: i thought that maybe you would understand

You: zorra

Stranger: Oh, okay. Well, I'm 20 and from USA. My Spanish isn't very good.

You: oh ok i talk just in english then

You: whats your name?

Stranger: Did you just call me a fox?

You: yes,we used it to talk to the ladys

Stranger: Oh, I didn't know that. And my name is Krista. What's yours?

You: Edgar chador

Stranger: Well, it's nice to meet you.

You: same here

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Uno me pidio el msn y estamos hablando lo mas bien, le entiendo la mitad de lo que me dice pq habla en ingles, pero es re buena onda paranoid

PD: Dijo que conoce a independiente y que sus jugadores favoritos son messi y maradona!!

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how are you?

You: lo mas bien che

You: im fine

You: you?

Stranger: ah genial

You: jaja

You: de donde sos

Stranger: uruguay

Stranger: vos?

You: ah mira vos por fin alguien que no me viene con el ingles de mierda

You: me tienen re podrido

You: argentina

Stranger: jajaja

Stranger: el primer argentino que conozco

Stranger: son todos brazileros

You: vos el primer o primera uruguaya

You: aunque solo hable con otras tres personas antes

Stranger: aaah, como conociste esta pagina?

You: por los pajeros del foro,habia un salame que hico un topic sobre esto

You: es un foro de independiente

You: de futbol

Stranger: aah mira vos

You: edad?

Stranger: es interesante, pero a esta hora son todos unos imbeciles

You: jaja si,me pasa lo mismo en el foro

You: sos mujer? hombre? las dos cosas?

Stranger: hay cada uno...

Stranger: jajaja mujer

You: mujer

You: yo hombre

You: cuantos años tenes?

Stranger: mira vos, yo para joder pongo alien jaja

Stranger: no te voy a decir

You: bueno no me digas entonces

You: igual yo se quien sos y donde vivis..

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estoy cansado de las minas de 14 de eeuu

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ho ho ho
Stranger: merry xmas lol
You: en realidad era oh oh oh, es lo que esta diciendo tu vieja, me la estoy garchando
Stranger: asl
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how yall doin?
You: adsl?
Stranger: 15 ? m usa
You: I say ADSL, yaztell, your's?
Stranger: ....
Stranger:
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey stranger!!!
You: hi!!
Stranger: mmmhey
You: asl ?
Stranger: 64, questioning, florida
You: questioning? jeje
Stranger: ya you?
You: 20, m new jersey.
Stranger: you interested?
Stranger: send a pic
You: but,
You: you m or f ?
Stranger: f
You: i like girls with experience.
Stranger: Well I am 64 so you know what that means
Stranger:
You: jajaj
You: yeaaaah.
You: So
You: talk me
You: about
You: what do u like to do
You: in bed.
Stranger: and large men
Stranger: I like donkey punching
You: jajaja
You: you r so funny
Stranger: im serious :/
Stranger: you like that?

qe significa donkey punching? Jajjaa

Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey stranger!!!
You: hi!!
Stranger: mmmhey
You: asl ?
Stranger: 64, questioning, florida
You: questioning? jeje
Stranger: ya you?
You: 20, m new jersey.
Stranger: you interested?
Stranger: send a pic
You: but,
You: you m or f ?
Stranger: f
You: i like girls with experience.
Stranger: Well I am 64 so you know what that means
Stranger:
You: jajaj
You: yeaaaah.
You: So
You: talk me
You: about
You: what do u like to do
You: in bed.
Stranger: and large men
Stranger: I like donkey punching
You: jajaja
You: you r so funny
Stranger: im serious :/
Stranger: you like that?

qe significa donkey punching? Jajjaa

recien a un ingles, me pregunto locacion
Islas malvinas, argentina y me cerro la conversacion!

ya se que nadie lo lee pero no importa coffee

Stranger: whats up?
You: suck my huge penis
Stranger: lol
You: que mierda quiere decir lol
You: gringo de mierda
Stranger: LOL
You: lolo
You: es un solo, es la guitarra de lolo
You: o es la guitarra del trolo, que seria lo mismo que la guitarra del zumba
You: do you undestrand?
Stranger: i wanna suck u
You: suck my penis
You: 23cm of entire pleasure
Stranger: おまえばか？
Stranger: do u get it?
You: no papa, no se ve un carajo como lo voy a getiar
You: i'm breaking your mom's ass
Stranger: piss off
You: sos como xuxa, todo el mundo pide pis?
You: o tambien pedis poronga como xuxa
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le dije argentina y salio volando

Jajajajaja, a mi me pasó lo mismo, dos veces

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF???

Esta conversacion es real..miren este fragmento,no lo puedo creer jajajajajaajaja

Stranger: dude .... messi is from ur country

You: yes but messi is a bitch,he only play good in barcelona

Stranger: lol true.....

You: let me tell you about a great player that will be better than maradona

You: he is not famous yet

Stranger: who ?

Stranger: dont temme it u

You: jaja no,is defenitily not me

You: im not

You: this player is called Hernan Fredes

Stranger: i m waitin ???!!!

You: he`s just pure magic

Stranger: i know him

You: yes?

You: from where?

Stranger: atletico independentie

You: what the fuck???

You: and how do you know fredes?

You: im independiente´s fan

Stranger: dude i play for al ahli

Stranger: in dubai

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.

You: hello

You: vengo a entregar un paquete

You: how are you

Stranger: I'm going alright. And yourself?

You: im fine thanks,estaria mejor con una mina en pelotas al lado pero bueno

You: male or female?

Stranger: Female.

You: ok,age?

You: im male,20,from argentina

Stranger: Why are you saying strange things to me in Spanish?

You: la capital de la poronga gomosa

You: im saying the same thing that in english

You: i thought that maybe you would understand

You: zorra

Stranger: Oh, okay. Well, I'm 20 and from USA. My Spanish isn't very good.

You: oh ok i talk just in english then

You: whats your name?

Stranger: Did you just call me a fox?

You: yes,we used it to talk to the ladys

Stranger: Oh, I didn't know that. And my name is Krista. What's yours?

You: Edgar chador

Stranger: Well, it's nice to meet you.

You: same here

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Me estoy cagando de risa jajajajajjaja

You: hi

You: adsl

Stranger: ?

You: conexion limitada o nula, su ip no se puede renovar, por favor consulte con el administrador de su red

You: asl?

You: where are you mother fucker

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i am a dude

Stranger: from braizi;

Stranger: brazil*

You: sos una duda? yo tengo duda la podonga

Stranger: tu es castelhano?

You: brasilero brasilero, que amargado se te ve, porque el diego es mas grande, es mas grande que pele

Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Stranger: Diego is trash

You: obvio, pero se los coge de parados

You: pele violador de menores

You: pele debuto con un pibe

Stranger: speak in english please

You: pero sos brazuca, y yo argento, para que vamos a hablar en ingles

Stranger: haha

Stranger: tudo bien

Stranger: pero

You: tudo bom tudo legal, como diria don carlos

Stranger: mi espanhou no es bueno

You: estamos contentos