CREAR TEMA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im sad
You: im from haiti
Stranger: why
Stranger: ....
You: my mother dies
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: Hey..
You: she was my only family
Stranger: I'm Sorry
You: send me money
Stranger: but..
You: i'm poor right now
Stranger: If you are from haiti, You can't chat because You are poor right now
You: i need u$s 1000
You: I'm in a refuge
You: Of the government
Stranger: Sorry but I cant
Stranger: bye
You: You are poor?
Stranger: no
Stranger: But I can't give you
You: tene' una moneda?
You: u$s 50
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Es increible como rajan cuando decis "im argentinian"

Es increible como rajan cuando decis "im argentinian"

No, rajan pq sos vos nada mas gordo.

Stranger: hello

You: hola, conoces a consigliere?

Stranger: no senor / ita ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected. paranoid

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: woops...

You: Jalla!

Stranger: asl?

You: 23 female Chicago

You: you(?)

Stranger: 17 f china

You: Cool!

You: Speak in chinese...

Stranger: u can speak chinese?

You: Not even a word but I wanna learn come on teach me!!

Stranger: ok

You: Losten...

Stranger: ha

You: *Listen.

Stranger: 听

You: Im an actress and I gotta say in a movie "Hernan Fredes is a fucking asshole"
How do I say that in chinesse??

Stranger: Hernan Fredes means what in English?

You: It is a name

Stranger: ok

You: Come on girl my life in this movie depends of your help...

Stranger: and fucking asshole?

You: You don't know what "fucking asshole" means???
How the fuck I suposse to explain you??

Stranger: u want swear Hernan Fredes ?

You: I wanna kill him...
I hope his mom will choke with a meatball...

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

Stranger: Hernan Fredes是狗娘养的

You: haha. Milaga!

You: Line number 2...

Stranger: ok

You: Hernan Fredes I hope your dick turns green and fall off...

Stranger: dick means?

You: You don't know what "dick" means??
I wish I can explain... There is a man richt here his name is DamianGay he doesn't speaks really good inglish but he may be able to explain...

You: Hello holaaaaasda!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

You: Tu chinese niña??

You: Tu like milanga!??

You: Milanga very popular in my pais...

Stranger: ?

You: Do you conoces Hernan Fredes?? El es bad very very bad.

Stranger: I still don't know what dick means

You: El imprison little chinese niños como you Chung Lee...
And make then hacer very bad calidad zapatos que la fool de mi friend compra pot Internet...

Stranger: chinese niña?

Stranger: nina?

You: Do you know where Tristelme is??
We are looking for him and we're desesperate!!!
Please help me find him, his twin brother Fernando Carlos is taking control of the world!!

Stranger: who is Tristelme ?

Stranger: it's complex for me!

You: He is our God...
It's a little boy of 10 years old, he invented all our economic and politic system tight here in North America...
Obama, Bush, Clinton, that's all a lie!!!
It's a big secret please don't tell no one!!
But Tristelme is now release from his cage and last been seen trying to touch some boobs...

You: Have you seen him???

You: He took my gamburguer!!!

You: I am going to kill him!!

You have disconnected.

No, rajan pq sos vos nada mas gordo.

Callate la boca vos

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: I hate myself

You: Give me a reason to live

Stranger: that's okay

Stranger: give me a chance

You: I'll suicide right now if you don't give a fucking reason!

You: I'm tired of life!

You: Everybody hates me!

You: I don't wanna live!

Stranger: asl?

You: 18/f/ny

Stranger: why do you hate yourself

You: Quick. I'm playing with the gun in my hands

You: ONE FUCKING REASON!

Stranger: omgz

Stranger: cheese

Stranger: cheese is really, really delicious

You: R u joking?

Stranger: and should never be given up on

You: R U JOKING?!?!?!?!

You: God.

Stranger: no

You: Thanks.

Stranger: it's the only reason i'm alive

You: You give me the last punch

Stranger: what did i do wrong!?

You: Now i can suicide

You: Because you joke with me

You: Whan i'm telling the serious situation

You: Everybody deserves to die

Stranger: well i tried to ask you about what

Stranger: s

Stranger: wrong

Stranger: ut you seem to be too indulged in yourself atm

You: I've killed my mom 5 minutes ago

Stranger: omgz

You: Headshot

You: A lot of blood

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you a horny lady with a webcam?

You: hi, do you know consigliere?

Stranger: no

You: if you tell me what or who consigliere is, I put on my web cam

Stranger: seriously?

You: obviusly

You: tell me what or who is consigliere, and after that you can watch me

Stranger: oh i didn't know how it was pronounced

Stranger: but its an advise to the mob

Stranger: adviser*

You: i'm hot, i'm 20 and my ass is too nice

Stranger: i just told you

You: i don't get it

Stranger: its someone who advises the mafia

You: haha, no, it doesn't

You: it's someone, consigliere is a person

Stranger: thats what the word you gave me says

You: consigliere is a real man, a mufa man

Stranger: it's a common naem for an adviser of the mafia

You: but in this case, is an especific person...

You: one more clue

You: he is very very mufa

Stranger: mufa?

You: yeah

Stranger: what the hells a mufa?

You: a consigliere

Stranger: its a counsellor or an adviser

You: think quick, remember that i'm horny

Stranger: thats what its commonly known as

You: and my dick is growing up

You: i'm fort, roque fort

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Me chamuyé una brasilera y le saqué el msn icon_biggrin.gif

Callate la boca vos

Perdon? Mira vos, le dije que soy argentina y estoy a punto de casarme paranoid

Por lo que leo, Damián y yo decimos casi las mismas boludeces... No sé si es halagante o preocupante...

jajajajajaja excelente!