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Jaja
se zarpan loco!
son unas mazas, a mi me toco tmb una tana de 17 años, y hablando del frio polar producido por crespo..

damian estas chateando con un uruguayo?

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Stranger: hi

You: hola

You: hablas español

You: ?

Stranger: si

You: buenisimo!

You: de donde sos?

Stranger: estados unidos, y tu?

You: de avellaneda

You: cuantos años tenes?

Stranger: 21

You: sos hombre o mujer?

Stranger: mujer

You: yo soy hombre

You: tengo 22

You: me llamo damian

You: y soy gay

You: me gusta un chico que se llama damian

You: no se como decirle

You: mis papas no saben

You: tengo miedo de mi papa

You: si se entera creo que me puede llegar a matar mientras duermo

You: que puedo hacer?

Stranger: pues no se, no puedes mudarte?

You: no

You: no tengo trabajo

You: tengo algo de dinero

You: porque me prostituyo

You: pero no es suficiente

Stranger: pq te prostitutas?

You: para conseguir dinero

You: soy pobre

You: y lo poco que consigo lo uso para comprar drogas

Stranger: pq no buscas un trabajo "normal"

You: porque no me aceptan por ser gay
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el chistes es que mientas....
no que lo uses de catarsis por lo que sentis...

a vos te gustan los travestis paraguayos :nails:

Stranger: hello

You: Hi How are you

Stranger: superb you?

You: Im from zanguonga
Im fine

Stranger: what is zanguonga

You: It a little place independent from Argentina....We call it "The Bitter place on earth"

Stranger: i dont think that place is on earth

Stranger: i think your from a different galaxy

You: Nanu Nanu

Stranger: oh right next to nani nani?

You: Yes...how do you know that? Im afraid i have to kill you now

Stranger: too late i have a nuke set up on your planet attatched to a heartbeat sensor like on lost so if i die it blows up

You: Wow you are wrost than me....I think we should be partners in world domination...You can keep Zanguonga

Stranger: nobody wants zanmonkey

You: Nobody wants racing club...

Stranger: actually ill keep it and use it as the dump and septic tank for my empire

Stranger: racing club...do you like bocas or something

You: That would be great for tourism....Zanguonga "The Second England"

You: Racing club is a little business

You: You can get all in there...from Pet rock to Anal lubrication....its great

Stranger: oh i thought it was soccer

You: No...well...they are owners of a little soccer team where their employees play

Stranger: so you live in argentina

You: No I live in Zanguonga that is right next Argentina

Stranger: so...it doesnt exist?

You: Racing club? well its almost the same thing....Exist or not its almost the same for that Business and their little soccer team

Stranger: so zanguonga is part of argentina and you pretend your not?

You: I really admire them for have disabled people in their team

You: Zanguonga is in Argentina yes...for now...soon we gonna attack Argentina

Stranger: how do you think that will turn out for you guys?

You: Maybe some people die but Zanguonga dream is more important

Stranger: ive always suggested the united states attack delaware...theyll never see it coming

You: Yes and when we get that we can put a Nuke in Paris...I hate them

Stranger: can we send in a spec ops mission to save all the bagettes first?

You: Yes Baguette is really important in the new world order

Stranger: they need to be liberated from the tyanny of those nancy boys

You: Yes but i prefer to call them Expandable lives

You: Like Racing players

Stranger: except for thierry henry he can be saved as well

You: Of course...Henry is gonna be our propaganda minister

Stranger: yea if he can get away with that handball he can pull anything off

You: Yes....but you see I wanna be the new world leader...I cant take risk with Henry so im afraid I will have to cut his hands....

Stranger: gosh you rule with an iron fist huh

You: Yes...you should see Sebak

You: He is our LT colonel

Stranger: im scared already

You: Once he kill a man 5 times before he touch the ground

You: He is like "Promedio" for racing

You: Very Danger

Stranger: i once sneezed 5 times in a row

Stranger: so argentina must really be shitting on you guys if youve built up this much anger

You: Of course...we gonna make argentinians our slaves...specially their fine president...what an ass...like rock....gluteus maximus

Stranger: i gotta go

Stranger: best of luck with your struggles for domination

You: I get it....abandonas como racing

You: Thanks man

Stranger: a parting word of wisdom...dont trust those damn bolivians

You: se viene el abandono...no necesito eso en mi utopico imperio

You: Ok

You: You are like Rodrigo Roman...

You: He is a terrorist from argentina

Stranger: i dont know who that is but goodbye

Stranger: oh

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bleh, acabo de hablar con un flaco de 18 años de inglaterra que no sabia de la guerra de malvinas doh

suicide .

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: male 19

You: hot

You: female, 15

You: i'm horny

Stranger: nice

Stranger: me too :O

Stranger: *

You: yeah

You: wanna see a pic of my horny pussy?

Stranger: sure

You: http://lix.in/-68156d

You: Click in "continue"

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Stranger: eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: got a drink on me

Stranger: yooooooooooooooo

You: ac dc rocks bro

Stranger: bro you got it bro

You: where the fuck are you

Stranger: up ur ass and around the corner

You: nice!

Stranger: i no!

You: just a block from my home

Stranger: i would never figured

You: en fin

Stranger: you a coool dude.

You: la gente de aca, argentina, es la mejor del mundo

Stranger: u spanish bro?

You: yes

You: argentina

You: manu ginobili ahahah

Stranger: cool cool

You: che guevara

Stranger: no

Stranger: i hate that bastard

You: for sure you re from us

Stranger: u bet son

You: he liberated cuba

Stranger: he killed alot of people too

Stranger: and has cuba gotten any better?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: still communist

Stranger: and nothing has changed

You: better than menay countries whit more resousers? tes

You: yes

Stranger: whaaa?

You: ahahah

You: better than many countries whit more resourses

Stranger: *with more resources

You: ok, my bad

Stranger: its ok

Stranger: cuba better than other countries with more resources

Stranger: im sorry im not quite getting what ur trynna say

You: ahah

You: change topic

Stranger: alrite

Stranger: hows weather in argentina

You: very very hot

Stranger: koool

You: here 0:30 in the morning and 30ºC

Stranger: wow!

You: i m sick of this fucking wheater

Stranger: move to antarctica

Stranger: its a lot colder bro

You: ahah

You: brithish stole us the "enter gate" of antarctica

Stranger: hahaha

You: the "Islas Malvinas" A.K.A falklands islands

You: ficking pirates

Stranger: i want to be a pirate

Stranger: i wanna be on a ship

Stranger: and have a sword

You: ahahah

Stranger: and fight for treasure

Stranger: ok thats gay

Stranger: -__--

You: city?

Stranger: yeaah new york

Stranger: how bout you?

You: noooooo, its my dream know nyc

You: do you kwow any argentinian city?

Stranger: no man sorry.

You: ahahah

You: Buenos Aires is our capitol and most famous city

Stranger: oh buenos aires

You: but we re in the ass of the world

Stranger: hahaha why is that

You: check it in a map

Stranger: brb imma do that

You: we almost fall off the map

Stranger: no not really

Stranger: bro gotta go

ajajaj estoy con una supuesta pibita de 16 años de nueva york y estamos jugando a que soy un perro y es mi dueña mala. jajaja le acabo de pedir de comer pis y caca

Lo agarré muy de sorpresa jajajaja!

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You: Jesus loves you

Stranger: i have a penis

Stranger: oh

Stranger: ...

You: Jesus also have a penis

Stranger: have you sucked it

You: No

You: He's dead

Stranger: so maybe ur a hermadite

You: I've fucked a Jesus photo yesterday

Stranger: nice

Stranger: ur weird

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Stranger: do you find the word "nigger" offensive? and why or why not?

You: hola

You: yes because is an offending way to talk about your mother

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